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more about #timrobbins Mrs. Stephen Fry: This makes me so sad. They seemed a perfect couple. more » CanyonCareIsTimeConsuming: Damn it, Janet. This ruins MY Christmas. more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: How disappointing. I always thought they were a really cool couple. I've been in kind of a funk since hearing about Brittany Murphy, this is really ... more » deitybox: Whatever. Clearly the fact that they never officially married after 23 years means that they were never truly committed to each other. /kidding! more » Thus Spake KATE!: I'm actually happy to hear this, but purely for selfish reasons. Do you think that Susan is into curvy brunettes in their mid-20's? Because, um, I'm ... more » LilyBonesBurana: WHY do I care? I do not know them. And yet, I care. It's actually bumming my mood. Seriously. I can't be the only one, since it's actually headline ... more » LadyFabulous: Well bloody hell. more » coolcooldame: Seriously ??! Can anyone stay together anymore ? more » south2nd: I'm a bit embarrassed at just how sad this makes me. They always seemed like a lovely couple. more » logruszed: Well if it is true then it's still impressive. I'm 38 and have been unable to stand my own company since I was 14. The fact that they could stand one ... more » hfree: I refuse to believe this is true. . .unless it was for Kevin Costner, because we all know that Crash and Annie belong together. more » jetmore: This is the point where someone concocts the completely outlandish and overcomplicated stunt that brings them back together against their will, right?... more » MrsConclusion: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO! more » MissMal: Tim Robbins came into a bar I was working at a few years back and his behavior that night makes me think Susan Sarandon is better off without him. more » SUNNY1: Dear 2009, Please, please stop sucking. If you don't, I won't mourn your death. Consider yourself warned. Best, SUNNY1 more » LBB: Goddamn it, 2009... is there nothing that will go untouched by your immense power of suck? Srsly, I thought these two were the next Newman/Woodward. more » CissyPants: Meh. My parents divorced after 30 years. People grow apart. Including those in Hollywood that we like. more » The HZA.: This isn't real life. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Crap. I have been married for almost 20 years and am still devastated by a break up over Christmas! WTF? more » ElleL: Nooooo!!! This has made me incredibly sad. They were my Hollywood rock. Damn you, 2009!! more » -
#rumormill
Split Decisions
Wait, what? Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have reportedly split after 23 years together. In the words of one People.com reader, "aaawwww too bad....really, who knew? I thought they had it going on." [People] -
#clips
Craig Ferguson Lets Loose About Susan Sarandon Fart
Last night on The Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson admitted to Tim Robbins that he farted on the Desperate Housewives at the Emmys... but only because Susan Sarandon made him do it. Clip at left. -
#parlortricks
It's A Living. Maybe.
How do people discover these talents? Anyway, this woman can draw Andy Dufresne and Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding, simultaneously. [YouTube via BuzzFeed] -
