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    Maulleigh: I agree. Please don't let loose anywhere near me. I don't fart or pass gas in front of you. I don't think a guy should fart or pass gas around me. Tha... more »
    littlebunnyfoofoo: It's better to toot And bear the shame Then not to toot And bear the pain. more »
    par3: ' i want to suck the fart out of your ass'... where is that from and why did i just say that??? more »
    sybann: Oh god - wait till he inadvertently punctures his latest latex sweetie. No baby, that's your breath. more »
    MJ: Ugh, I'm going to be crucified, but . . . I kinda agree. It's not very ladylike. Sometimes unavoidable, obviously, but still not ladylike. I can cou... more »
    Eric Northman is mine: He doesn't think it's right that women fart? Ummm where was this guy during biology class? Yeah, someone needs to sit on his face ASAP. more »
    novelidea: I personally feel if you can fart in front of your man/lady, that is a sign of a healthy relationship! more »
    I, Zombie Normal: I think expanding the quote helps us understand just how daft Mr. Bennett really is: I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't see... more »
    midwesternmom: In law school, my group of friends farted. We were too stressed to worry how people felt about it, so we just shrugged and said, "stepped on a duck." ... more »
    million.dollar.mouth.: This guy is oviously not a fart smeller, er, smart feller. more »
    whynotshesaid: What do you do if your chick farts? Laugh about it, make a screwy face and then try to outdo her. more »
    lurkystars: This is exactly why I'm a Red Wings fan. I bet hockey players don't care about female farts. more »
    shorty63136: "More room on the outside than on the inside." -Dad more »
    vamusical: What else do you expect from a Cowboy? I bet Chris Cooley is cool with ladyfarts. more »
    kerald: I've NEVER farted in front of a boy before, but apparently the other night I was completely wasted and hardcore farted on the way to the bathroom. My ... more »
    Cerridwen: This guy would not do well to hang with me and my friends. When I was travelling with a girlfriend a couple years ago, we both had terrible digestive ... more »
    Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Shouldn't this be cross-posted on Deadspin? more »
    stacyinbean: Oh yeah Martellus? Well... more »
    Shamrockette: Oh, and I couldn't give two shits about the Dallas Cowboys. Go suck eggs and shit them, Martellus Bennett. *is a diehard Philadelphia Eagles fan* more »
    Hazel: if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. NOW someone tells us! And to think, all this time, I could've avoided making my ass hiccups stink ... more »
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    Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"

    "I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound." -Dallas Cowboy Martellus Bennett. [Cowboys Insider]
  • #tightend

    Porn Shown During The Super Bowl (And It Wasn't An Ad)

    During the Super Bowl broadcast last night, viewers of one network in Arizona were treated to 30 seconds of graphic porn during the final minutes of the game. More »