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more about #tigerwoods Slim: I know some people may not agree, but...YES! T.I. is free! ATL represent shawty! Chris Brown should take a page outta his book, now that is how you r... more » Valkyrie607: Lily, the reason you can't be like Liam Gallagher is not because you're a girl, or a lady. It's because you're not a douche. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: It always makes me giggle when people are "surprised" by a pregnancy. If you're not using any form of birth control and you're having sex, then getti... more » Penny: I know that my view on the world is officially fucked when my first thought is "well, at least Paris doesn't think she's too good for the show." more » tobesthewonderdog: also how is jennifer hudson making a dress i saw some girl wear to my eighth grade dance look so good? some people can just wear the shit out of anyth... more » Wit is periodically disensouled: Well, I'm glad Lily Allen has decided to stop drinking on stage to combat her nerves, because I think that's a healthy decision, but I wish she had no... more » jemandtheholograms: I'm glad Lily Allen made that decision, because I saw her a couple of years ago while she was drinking on stage, and the show was kind of a disaster. ... more » phantom lady: Carrie's ring is guessed to be $150,000??? that's a lot for a hockey player more » LaComtesse: No thanks, Marshall: I've sat on the laps of one too many Shady Clauses at company Christmas parties... more » Tippi Hedren: ... Bret then added that he hoped to see Miley on the upcoming season of Rock of Love: Girls with Daddy Issues. more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: jezzies, some people will tell you that your body will not let you get pregnant when you are nursing. THIS IS NOT TRUE. consider yourself warned. more » Thus Spake KATE!: Wow, Lily Allen is almost unrecognizable. Plastic surgery victim? I can't place my finger on it, but something looks off. And she's most definitely ro... more » IRISLIVES: Oooh yeah your miscarriage Lily Allen..thanks for reminding us. Um..mmhmm yeah, still don't care. more » lacey in ak: Didn't Kristen Johnston play an aging party-girl on Sex in the City? Who fell out a window? more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Aww, Guy obviously still loves Madonna in some way. Because he just told a big fat porky pie. The woman couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I was/am really excited they kept the original name of the Chipettes. more » Gretchen now has TWO kittens: Ronnie: Karma. Heh. more » that's what she said: Wow. Bravo, Selena Gomez. You are far wiser than I ever was at that age. Doesn't she also do a lot of work with UNICEF? Smart and kind? Watch out, ... more » Penny: Staggering amount of medications? Doesn't seem like it, especially if she had health problems. I have rxs for Prozac, Wellbutrin and Xanax, and I am... more » FurrierAndIves: Next up? Lenses by LizLemon. Her motto? Pucker UP! more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Another Baby For Jennifer Hudson?; Stalker Threatened Mass Murder At Jacko Concert
- Jennifer Hudson may be pregnant again, only four months after her son was born. "Jennifer was in total shock when she found out she was having another baby," says a "friend," who claims she found out on December 10.
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Lily Allen Talks About Life After Miscarriage; Brittany Murphy Had "Staggering" Number Of Prescriptions
- Lily Allen has spoken about her miscarriage, which she describes as "the worst time of my life." She says:
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Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
- Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.
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#ragtrade
Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
- Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here! Simpson says it's inspired by the jet-setting getaways she dreams about. [Stylelist]
- Since snow ruined the last shopping weekend before Christmas for the Northeast, expect stores to offer extended hours and other enticements. [WWD]
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Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying
- Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:
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George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother
- George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]
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Amy Engaged To Blake, Lindsay Spotted With Leo, And Sarah Jessica Wants You To Smell Like B.O.
- Blake Fielder-Civil claims that he and his ex-wife of four months, Amy Winehouse, are back together and engaged once again. "This time we're doing things properly and hopefully that will help our families both come round to the idea. [DailyMail]
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Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
- Jon Gosselin's having the worst week ever. Earlier, a judge ended his reality TV career and in his divorce from Kate Gosselin today, she got the house and most of the money, while he'll be making huge child support payments.
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Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
- Jersey Shore stars The Situation and Pauly D are going Hollywood: They're looking for a condo in L.A.
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Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home
- Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"
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SJP May "Expand" Her Family; Peaches Geldof In Car Crash
- Are there more kids in Sarah Jessica Parker's future?
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Courtney Writes About Frances Again; Jon & Kate Divide Their Assets
- Courtney Love threatened to sue Perez Hilton for publishing her messages about Frances Bean Cobain, yet she posted about her daughter again today saying, "im angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears."
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Margaret and I read the tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, we learn a "shocking" story about Tiger and Jessica. Angelina is desperate and pregnant. Oh, and Rihanna and Justin sealed the deal.
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Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, for real this time.
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Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
- Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."
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#mistressmusings
Will "The Real Rachel Uchitel" Please Stand Up?
A long Daily Beast article about Rachel Uchitel raises an interesting question: was she just Tiger Woods's mistress, or more? And what does the answer say about the Tiger Woods scandal and the sex lives of professional athletes?
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Frances Doesn't Want To Live With Courtney; Tiger's Wife To Meet With Posh
- Here's the thing about Courtney Love losing custody of her daughter: Frances Bean Cobain wants to live with her grandmother.
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Kidman Questioned About Scientology "Cult"; Kate Hudson & A-Rod Said To Split
- During a recent interview, BBC reporter Andrew Marr asked Nicole Kidman about "one of the things you haven't talked about before... Scientology - a lot of people would say it is a bullying cult." Nicole stammered, then said:
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Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
- Cyndi Lauper and Lady Gaga's M.A.C. Viva Glam ad is out. Gaga looks...surprisingly normal. [FWD]
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"I Felt Like I Needed To Defend Myself": Tiger's Latest Mistress On Today
Yet another Tiger Woods mistress is speaking publicly, and the Washington Post's Robin Givhan criticizes the media stereotyping of these women. But we wonder: what's in it for the women themselves?
