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more about #thomyorke cellardoor: " ... yesterday I woke up sucking on a fresh neck, yesterday I woke up sucking on a fresh neck, yesterday I woke up sucking on a fresh neck, yesterd... more » Inkymonkey: She looks like a Mormon's dream She tastes like a virgin teen My fake plastic love. But I cant help the knowing That this movie is blowing If I could ... more » KRS10: however terrible this may be, at least the song from the romeo and juliet soundtrack will be able to balance out the terribleness that this is. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: You know who should write a song for Twilight? Robert Goulet. more » alwaysapropos: No reason for Thom Yorke to write a whole new song for this. Some quick (and very minor) editing will do the trick. For example: I don't care if it... more » MIXED: Hortense, how are you such a genius?! Holy shit this is the awesome. more » sailorsong: Thom Yorke is writting a song for Twilight! He should absolutely stop writing now and and just use The Eraser and maybe I can erase all of this vampir... more » bovary: Maybe he'll do a mash-up of The Carpenters and Wu-Tang Clan. A girl can dream, can't she? more » andBegorrah: Is this more or less lobotomizingly staggering than Billy Corgan dating Tila Tequila? more » squirrelcop: How to Make the Twilight Phenomenon Disappear Completely more » sugarlight: bon iver is writing a song for the soundtrack too? this is just weird. more » rofling_medusa: By the way Hortense, how long did it take you to come up with these genius versions? I am pretty much stumped. more » rofling_medusa: Ok, I got one. "Sit Down, Stand Up" Sit down, stand up Sit down, stand up Walk out of this sparkly mess (sit down, stand up) Walk out of this spark... more » Ailatan: Thom Yorke has a Black Swan song in his solo album. more » casi nadie: My former voice teacher wrote a song about Twilight, actually. Musically, it was pretty, but I was really disturbed by the fact that she thought Twili... more » rofling_medusa: If only to keep the "why Thom, why!?" tears away 'Nuff said. My heart, is breaking. more » zapatosnuevos: since when do germans know anything about fashion? I mean their hipsters are awesome. But remind me the last time anyone cared about Berlin Fashion we... more » NewsBunny: If Ms. Klum is too heavy, I am the Goodyear Motherfucking Blimp. more » Cafezinha: Joop! is one of my favourite scents ever. This clownshoe, however, is making me lean towards getting over my obsession and voting with my dollars AGAI... more » info*ninja: "25 garment workers who were required to work over 80 hours a week and only intermittently paid the princely sum of $3 an hour won their lawsuit again... more » -
#insparkles
In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
According to Stereogum, Thom Yorke has written a song for the upcoming Twilight sequel, New Moon. Let's try to guess the lyrics to said song, if only to keep the "why Thom, why!?" tears away. More » -
#ragtrade
Why Are The Germans Being So Mean To "Heavy" Heidi Klum?
- German fashionisto: "She's is no runway model. Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde - that is commercial." Me-ow! [VogueUK]
