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more about #thomasbeatie shananigans aka reluctant california resident: Katherine Jackson will be telling Prince and Paris that their biological mom is Debbie Rowe in the next few weeks. I'm sorry but if the kids can read... more » kkatt: Mercy Madonna of Malawi looks amazing. "Come to Mommy" more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Hate to be a wench about this, but the Mitzhe Shalem settlement IS disputed, rather than "disputed." It's not a hypothetical... more » captainhaddock: Oooooooh, new Almodovar. I have no idea what the movie is about from the trailer, but I sat down at Volver thinking "I'm definitely going to love thi... more » hellosunshine: Does the guy suing Oprah look like this? If so, no worries, he pulls this stuff all the time. more » LittleWindmill: I heard somewhere once that to a human being, the quantity "a trillion" is so enormous that in ratio to us it would seem to be an infinite quantity. ... more » Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady): Oh Jessica, please stop talking about your boyfriends in magazines with a long publishing time. This time, you even had a feeling you wouldn't be toge... more » LaComtesse: *kneels down in prayer* Dear God, You know I don't believe in you and never have, but the best evidence I have of your existence is "So You Think You ... more » NefariousNewt: Steven Tyler: Going... dowwwnnnnnnnnnnn. more » quatrevingtquatre: I want to be JSimp's BFF. Our little dogs can play together and we can lament over our taste in woefully douche-y dudes whilst purchasing maxi-dresses... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Who can replace Paula Abdul on 'American Idol?' Sarah Palin? "So you betcha that I can see that you have talent as well as I can see Russia on a cle... more » NefariousNewt: Said it last night -- Kathy Griffin needs to become Paula's replacement. Seacrest would die. more » morninggloria: "Tony" is one of those names of people who always seem to end up being shitty boyfriends. more » monkeydance: I ready Tony Curtis' biography, An American Prince, and no where in there did he say that Monroe was going to have his baby. Yes they were seeing each... more » GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): Okay Posh on AI permanently would be BRILLIANT. I don't watch AI, but I would consider starting if Posh were on it. more » Callinectes: Oh. My. God. The idea of Judge Judy on Idol is heavenly. Can you imagine? To Simon Cowell: "Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is... more » Yahtzii: Terry Gilliam to Johnny Depp: "You've got the power to make really good films happen! By the way, I wrote this script about a fantasical bunch of ba... more » little_engine_that_could: Katherine Jackson will be telling Prince and Paris that their biological mom is Debbie Rowe in the next few weeks They really made it through the last... more » hortense: Judge Judy on American Idol would be the greatest television event ever. Let's make this happen, people. more » lamey007: I've been standing on the helipad all day waiting for my ride to the Como Estate. WTF are they waiting for? more » -
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Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
- Oprah is being sued for $1 trillion. That is one trillion dollars. Here's the deal:
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