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more about #thingsthatsuck more comments → Thus Spake KATE!: oh my god, im going to see this tonight. SO SCARED NOW. more » QoB: I think it's time to introduce this man to the good old "Dreams-v-Reality" diagram. more » Lymed: Team non-sparkly brooding vampires with souls! more » Blueberry26: Team Not Going Anywhere Near That Party in addition to Teams Put On Your Damn Shirt and Stop With the Sexy Face Before It Gets Stuck That Way more » cinematheques: no! neither team vampire nor werewolf! TEAM BELLA'S DAD. more » Ginmar Rienne: God, that's not exactly....fair. An adult? Going after a teen age girl? Pick somebody your own size! Ugh. The fact that he was at a Twilight screenin... more » JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: Poor thing. Though I kinda feel like we should be saying, 'Told you so.' 'Told you' that in actuality, Edward is a creepy old guy who wants to get it ... more » madeofawesome: Why was a 45 year old man there in the first place? Should have been the first tip-off. more » RStewie: I love the picture! Edward Does Not Approve, people!! Poor girl. I hope they catch the guy. Sometimes people's idea of appropriate and inappropria... more » Bitcherina: Team Slayer (or Scooby Gang) all the way, yo. more » MegiEr: It's called TRUE LOVE people, duh. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: more » xgurl3eb: ugh, my worst "getting hit on creepily" exerience was when some guy started dancing up behind me (a no-no in the first place) and then proceeded to bi... more » PsychicPsycho3: Sounds like he just felt very protective of her. more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: WTF! Apparently he's still at large. I hope they catch this creep. more » -
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Random Dude Bites Girl At New Moon Screening
He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical] -
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Badvertising: Get The Same Car The Sparkle Vamp Drives
Thanks, AdWeek, for alerting me to the marketing campaign which broke my brain. Seriously. Twilight CARS? More » -
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"We Don't Have A Policy Of Censorship But…"
Twilight's been banned in Aussie Elementary schools. One teacher says:"We wanted to make sure [kids] realize it's fictitious and ensure they don't have a wrong grasp on reality." Wait, what?!?! A: He's a vampire. B: He's (mostly) celibate! [News.com.au] -
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Vampire? Or American Girl Doll?
Dakota Fanning doesn't really look like she's gonna bite anyone in these new New Moon shots, but that's the point of her character, Jane. At least she's creepier looking than this guy, who looks like an effete judge. [E!] -
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Attracting The Undead Just Got Easier
A reader tipped us off to this "Twilight Venom" lip stain by DuWop, which you have to shake before using "to represent the blending of the human and vampire worlds." Buffy would surely roll her eyes. [Sephora] -
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The Allure Of Books With Bite
I'll admit it: I like vampire fiction. But who in Lestat's name decided to call the genre "urban fantasy"? More » -
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Texting Hoax May Scare Off Women Attending Twilight Parties
A text message circulating in 16 states warns that women are being killed by gangs outside Walmarts. Fortunately it's a hoax, but it may ruin the Twilight DVD release parties planned at 2,400 stores. More » -
