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    morninggloria: Another way to tell if a polar bear is male is ask it to go buy some tampons and see how it reacts. more »
    CrossWord: My pubes can get unruly, too, but no one's ever mistaken me for a man. more »
    SarahMC: But what shall I get it for Christmas?! more »
    The HZA.: Just put out a bunch of Shenises and see which polar bears take one to use for peeing. Duh. more »
    AthertonMerriweather: But what does the bear identify as? Can we get a 20/20 Special on the bear and the pregnant man? more »
    Kivrin: I always squee over polar bears until I remember that they're one of a very few species that will actually hunt down man for food (if given the opport... more »
    NefariousNewt: Hey Knut, forget Gelsenkirchen, there's a couple of cuties in Kushiro, Japan looking for love. Do you like sushi? more »
    badmutha: To be fair, its not like you can tell them to roll over and check it out. Polar bears are very pretty, but are also very strong and can be deadly. And... more »
    tscheese: OMG! I squat to pee, I sometimes have impressive hair "down there", and I do very well in freezing temperatures! Also I am extremely pale and I tend t... more »
    JLady: Polar Bears: denying gender classification since the beginning of time. more »
    I_can_still_pitch: Give them a TV remote and see what show they turn to? more »
    PrairieGirl: Quick, someone forward them Tracie's post from yesterday! [jezebel.com] more »
    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: What about the hairdryer test, just blow and see if anything retracts. more »
    Easybreezy: When I was little, I thought all animals pooped and peed out of their tails. I also thought human babies were born from belly buttons until I was........ more »
    sequined: New baby polar bears were just born in Germany and I'm pretty sure they are twins. Squee! more »