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more about #thetudors Maulleigh: (crossing fingers) Please be for a show! Please be for a show! more » alibabathieves: oh. my. god. you need to issue a warning for that before someone scrolls down. i was looking at his chin hairs, ugly, looking at the coat trim, ugly, ... more » badmutha: It's kind of sparkly fairy dust meets tough guy chic, which isn't good for either of those looks. more » ritualtheory: Something about this shot makes Eric Roberts ~ nay, Mickey Rourke ~ look debonair by comparison. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Say what you will, but he does have a (velvet) goldmine under those breeches. more » TexasCrude: I think this guy sold me weed once. more » bluebears: this....isn't working for me. more » lilbobbytables: I would make a disparaging comment about his choice in garments, but I like my head where it is, thank you. more » CurtCole: The shading on those pants make him look more like Henry the 8''. more » Maulleigh: I'd follow him around in a brown robe too! more » Rare Affinity: Sir, I saw Henry VIII at Hampton Court in June. I knew all about Henry VIII; Henry VIII was a soverign lord of mine. Sir, you're no Henry VIII. more » bluebears: Huh...I did not know they had clippered haircuts in Ye Olde England times. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'm Henry the eighth I am Henry the eighth I am, I am I never gain weight the way I'm s'posed to Because I'm Jonathan Rhys Meyers And so I'm always a ... more » rubesmanubes: His lack of resemblance to henry the 8th is shocking. When does he get fat? more » Tartan_Tart: I guess they've decided to age him...but not get to the fat part. I can't get into the third season. I miss Anne Boleyn too much. more » Lucille van Pelt: the jeans seem a bit of an anachromism, no? more » ♥ dosido☮: That Eminem quote is breathtaking. Dude is as sharp as a marble. more » Cunning_Linguist: Doesn't anyone else think that Eminem's XXL cover is terrifying?! It reminds me of Britney's Circus photoshopping: more » fulanita: The only thing more insufferable than the thought of Eat, Pray Love: The Movie, is the thought of Eat, Pray Love: The Movie with Julia Roberts in it. more » ElleL: Why is Eminem suddenly relevant? He has s terrible single out with an even worse video. This isn't 1999, get the F out. And if you are referring to m... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Madonna's Moving On Up; Shia Discusses Gruesome Hand Surgery
- Madonna purchased a $40 million Upper East Side townhouse equipped with 13 bedrooms, nine fireplaces, and an elevator. She'll stay in her other NYC residence while she renovates her new fixer-upper. [New York Magazine]
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#henryviii
Blame The Mother
A historian claims that the fact that Henry VIII was raised in a largely feminine household and that his handwriting bears a similarity to his mother's, shaped his "emotionally incontinent" personality and womanizing tendencies. [Telegraph]
