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more about #thesimpsons more comments → Cam/ron: I had a huge belly laugh when Patty brought up her sexual escapade with Kent Brockman after 9/11 - two college friends of mine oddly did the same thin... more » tiredfairy: I've known a lot of Wiccan's and pagans (no, they are not the same) and though I know I should be all put out...that was pretty damn funny. Bart forg... more » lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black: I am so effin SICK TO DEATH of all the stereotypes and misinformation spread in popular culture about pagans. more » JinxyMcDeath: It's interesting how little people know about Wiccans. I had a friend in HS who was Wiccan, so I happened to learn a lot about it awhile back. But, ... more » LexiD523: I'm just disappointed that there is no Wiccapedia in real life. more » frugal: For the Bart's sake, I will not tell you how old I am. more » BabyJane: We need the Jezebel chalkboard: I will not post cute shoes. more » rdVark: am i going crazy or is there a guy laughing maniacally in the background of that clip? more » eatsshootsleaves: And here I thought the only step was being a fourteen-year-old on the verge of discovering her homosexuality! more » LilSpitfire: He also forgot the "owns lots of cats" part~ more » foxiwiitch: Ahhh!! Its about time someone spent some time making fun of Wiccans!! I personally am a Wiccan and dispite being young, a healthy eater with no intere... more » Triphena: "At least they left out "grow hair so long you can sit on it and add a purple streak." Ha! There's a Wiccan family in my town, and not only does the ... more » History Major: I enjoyed this episode for the most part but something seems a bit off about The Simpsons as of late. more » SUNNY1: Well, seeing as Lisa never actually grows, she might want to hit Wicca now. Though, I'm not so sure about the career disappointment. I thought she wa... more » TransFat: For anyone who caught the whole episode. Interesting Lisa can boo-urns all over Jonah Hill's character being a TV writer but was mysteriously absent w... more » -
#dohsanddonts
I Will Not Waste Chalk
The blog Bart's Blackboard is archiving the many phrases Bart has written on the chalkboard in The Simpsons's 21 seasons so you can give the pause button a break. [Bart's Blackboard via BuzzFeed] -
#clips
The Simpsons: Lisa Meets Wiccans
Last night, the usually-skeptical Lisa Simpson fell in with some Wiccan girls, and while the witch hunt plot is tired, this clip has some choice quotes, like Bart's cruel analysis of the life decisions that lead a woman to Wicca. More » -
#toontune
The Simpsons' 12 Days Of Christmas
Last night, during the opening credits of The Simpsons, instead of taking their seats at the couch, the family launched into their own version of the classic carol (which includes 10 Lennys leaping). More » -
#margeincharge
The Simpsons: Marge Poses Naked…Again
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, Marge and her fund-raising group the Charity Chicks decided to pose for a calendar. Their theme was "women in history," but after drinking several glasses of wine, Marge became a mom gone wild. More » -
#dohmg
D'ough Nuts
"The Simpsons" is giving one lucky viewer the chance to create his or her own character. Naturally, we suggest Jezebel Simpson. She's surly, sassy, and really likes doughnuts. But we could use a little help developing her catchphrase... [AP] -
#dirtbag
Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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#fashionshow
Louis Vuitton Was...Quite The
It wasn't hard to guess who Marc Jacobs' inspiration was for the Spring 2010 Louis Vuitton woman: More »SideShow! -
#dirtbag
Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
- Kate Gossselin will be going after Jon Gosselin for "raiding" their joint bank account.
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#theseptemberissue
Harper's Bazaar: Talking About That "Recession" Thing Is "Extremely Annoying" Now
September's Harper's Bazaar is 110 editorial pages of beautiful contradictions. Is fall about the 40s or the 80s? Do all black women roam the African savannah, or do some of them also sing in jazz clubs? Photoshop: Pro or con?
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#dirtbag
Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
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#dirtbag
Rihanna's New Track Disses Chris; Twilight Sequel Script Trashed?
- Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:
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#herstories
The Simpsons: Feminist Revisions
On last night's episode, Marge got Lisa a manicure to show her that women can be smart and "pretty". The two swapped versions of stories about Queen Elizabeth I, Snow White and The Fountainhead. -
#meangirls
Lonely Lisa Simpson Tries Out Popular-Girl Tactics
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, Homer learned that Lisa is a loner at school, and dedicated his time to making her more popular, with the help of the book Chicks With Cliques. More » -
#thesimpsons
The Internet Depresses Lisa Simpson
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, Lisa browsed the internet and developed "environment-related despair." To help her out of her depression, Lisa's shrink put her on the wonder drug Ignorital. -
#dirtbagafterdark
Britney's In Prison; Chelsea Clinton Is Engaged
- Today trial to extend a restraining order against Sam Lutfi, a lawyer testified that he was once hired to free Britney Spears from her father's conservatorship because it's like living "in prison." [Yahoo]
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#lezebels
Lisa Simpson On Why "Gay" As An Insult Doesn't Work
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, our feminist hero Lisa explains why calling someone or something "gay" isn't insulting. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had yet another "animated conversation," as onlookers described it, when they landed in Heathrow today. They reportedly ignored each other as they passed through the airport. [Daily Mail]
