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more about #theroadtoforever more comments → SuperSally: Can we have a Horrible Hero Plotfinder? Because I used to read my grandmother's romance novels after I had worked my way through all my library books ... more » zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: Is The Road To Forever's Owen Tudor the Worst 80s Romance Hero of All Time? Yes. Yes, he is. more » zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: where are the cream cakes in this story? and ladies, here's how you know a man loves you: he hardly ever calls you a vicious little bitch. more » earthgirl: I see your "Road to Forever", Sadie, and raise you "Devil's Embrace" by Catherine Coulter. That, for my money, has the worst romance hero of the 80s, ... more » deeemer: Handicaps: No secret baby. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Hahahahahahaaaa! Taste and try before you buy, that's my motto! They frown on it at the grocery store, but all my conquests love it! more » rocknrollunicorn: Ok, this is a first. I read stuff on this site about loads of heart-wrenching or offensive crap, and I sit here silently and take it. But when I made ... more » missteenwordpower: Were they really this obsessed with virginity in the 80s? It seems a little late for that, no? more » badmutha: So is this dude trying to tell us that he is trained enough to tell whether a woman is a virgin or not? Really? I'm guessing she could have soiled a l... more » hydrogen_jukebox: Is this a contest? Could he be the winner (loser?) already? Please? How do people write this stuff? Urgh. And I can't imagine anyone wanting to read a... more » FattyCatty: What do you mean, we don't know he's a good guy? The proof that he is one is right in the title of the post - he HARDLY EVER called her a vicious lit... more » andBegorrah: Can "shopsoiled" be the new "slut(ty)"? Please? more » sybann: ..reads them. Damn thumb hit send. more » sybann: Honest to goodness is anything as bad as a Harlequin? This is certainly NOT the worst. I hated them when I was young and dumb but have an aunt who STILL more » little_librarian: Can I just say that I freakin LOVE this feature? It makes me glad I didn't start reading romance until the trend had shifted away from all this. more » -
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"He Hardly Ever Called Her A Vicious Little Bitch Now..."
Is The Road To Forever's Owen Tudor the Worst 80s Romance Hero of All Time? I don't see how it can possibly get any worse than this creepy, incestuous, lecherous veterinarian from 1983!
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