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more about #therich hello.kitty: Somebody help me please! I am surrounded by these douchey millionaire husbands who are shafting their exes--Peter Brant, Steve Phillips, Jim Nantz, a... more » willwriteforfood: It seems so unfair that such detestable people should have the wherewithal to purchase such great art. I hate that all those Cindy Shermans and Basqui... more » sassyredhead: When I got divorced it was basically who wants the salad spinner and who wants the electric can opener. #stephanieseymour more » badmutha: Add Ms. Seymour to the list of beautiful people who are probably aliens because they never age. If this woman has an addiction problem, I need one too... more » Tchotchke: There is literally nothing about this mess that doesn't make me vomit. They are so fucking despicable that they absolutely deserve one another. It's a... more » Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: I toss my Picassos like salad. #stephanieseymour more » Scoithniamh: I effing love it when even the lawyers say their clients are liars. Gotta love it when you've been doing it for so long that cynicism wins over a zea... more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: She should have stuck with Axl Rose. Their divorce would probably have been more sane. #stephanieseymour more » JinxyMcDeath: Where is her bellybutton? #stephanieseymour more » Penny: I can't take these fucking people seriously. #stephanieseymour more » par3: i realize for journalistic purposes one would like to take this cleverly ployed advertisement as a literal 'how to' dress guide- in awe of the prices.... more » brendahamLincoln: I want a summer wardrobe that says "dad likes leather." more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: What nonsense! You can kill a hobo, skin him, tan his hide, and then sew it into a handsome vest for...what, eighty bucks? I don't know offhand, to be... more » PreposterousHypothesis: I have no idea why they didn't ask me for my summer must-haves. I have fashion sense! I like summer! Well, I don't care, here I go. - Maxi dresses, be... more » swashbuckling: I'd like to see a thrift store shopper's version of this. Of course, Salvation Army would have to amp up its marketing campaign (from zilch to astrono... more » anastasia beaverhousen: 35. Gold plated logs, for when you just have to have a log, available through select Nordstrom locations, special order, at $24,987.54 each. more » Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Rachel Zoe causes brings out the Mom in me: Sit up straight, get your hair out of your face, and stop spending all your money on impractical shit! And... more » morninggloria: Sorry, Rachel Zoe. I'll buy that 50K wardrobe once I've saved enough for new running shoes, repayment of outstanding student loans, and that condo dow... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: When I saw this article in EW I was really hoping that I would have a chance to talk about it here. In the article, she calls the Alexis Bittar jewel... more » lilbobbytables: Dear Rachel Zoe: Ohhhh Gooooooooood for you.Seriously man, you and me, we're fucking done professionally. -lilbobbybales more » -
#happilyeverafter
More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
Neither Stephanie Seymour nor Peter Brant is talking to the media right now. That's what the obscenely wealthy ex-couple has lawyers for! Vanity Fair parses the parries and thrusts; any excuse to run nude (nsfw) photos of a supermodel, right? More » -
#rachelzoeprojects
Rachel Zoe's $50,000 Regular-Woman Summer Wardrobe
To mark the announcement of The Rachel Zoe Project's second season debut date, Zoe shared her 34 summer "must-haves" with Entertainment Weekly. Unfortunately, her little list left off most of the pricing information. We sought to rectify that oversight!
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#wretchedoftheearth
Former Rich Guys' Wives "Confess" (To What? Being Less Rich?)
Inquiring minds want to know: what are hedge fund wives wearing in the long morning after that is reality!!!??? More »
