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more about #therealhousewivesofnewyorkcity veronykah: Everyone forgot about Bethenny in reference to her shoot for Socialista or whateverthefuck magazine... Saying something to the effect of "I can see ho... more » ArtfulSlinger: My favorite part was hearing a woman with all this wealth whining about a ridiculous statement from her TV friend IN THE MIDDLE OF A CANCER HOTEL!!!! ... more » queenieinmanhattan: The countess drove me NUTS last night. She was nasty and judge-y and bitchy to Ramona and Bethenny, and then snapped like crazy when Ramona finally b... more » The Queen of No: I was half watching this and I gotta say, it was truly entertaining and not just in the sad pathetic RHoOC way. more » disco2000: Her etiquette book will include the following tips: When dating, don't actually go out with men to see if you like them, or else you will develop an u... more » jeepgirl: Being one who has worked closely with cancer patients for years it drives me batty how these women have no perspective about life. Here they are in th... more » She Laughs: I've always been under the impression the title was purchased, not actually bequeathed by true royalty. Can anyone clarify. Oh and luanne, get the f*c... more » a_mama: How often does that poor girl have to listen to he mother freak the eff out to just sit there like that? She looked totally disconnected during that ... more » zaida: The Discountess always irks me. I love/hate when she brings up that the Count's family "gave" the Statue of Liberty to us, but the Count always says ... more » rednrowdy: looooving the screencap! more » Maritsa: I also loved when Bethenny described her cover of Social Life Magazine as "a real coup d'etat." Oh, Bethenny. more » rednrowdy: if the countess knew anything about good manners, she would have laughed ramona's stupid comment right off. in fact, the countess really screwed up by... more » lowkeylo: And, has anyone noticed how, although she pretends to like her, that Kelly acts like she can barely deign to hang around with Ramona? more » Triphena: What "world" is it that Luann (or Countess Poophammer O'Bannion, as Richard calls her) travels in that going on dates gives you a bad rep? Does she se... more » Wasp vs Stryper: Also, has LuAnn figured out that true Aristocrats do not blabber on unnecessarily about their titles or drop them into everyday conversation, constant... more » prestocaro fears the culling: Well, all of these hilarious comments are making me want to break my ban on TV before 5 and watch this episode, as I DVRd it. Must.... Stay.... Stron... more » JinxyMcDeath: Since when is 15 years older not considered "an older man." I mean, what the hell, does he have to be old enough to be her father...because nowadays, ... more » im10ashus: She is such trash. I love her. more » ShyamalCadonkadonk: A people magazine article lists all of their ages as of season 2. Alex 35 Bethenny 38 LuAnn 43 (which make the Count 58) Jill 45 Ramona 52 Discuss. more » Raquelita: I kind of loved how LuAnn was like, god, you gravely offended my daughters! And Ramona, was like, "I'm sorry, did I offend you?" And her daughter was ... more » -
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Real Housewives: "DisCountess" LuAnn Strikes Again
On last night's Real Housewives, Countess LuAnn made repeated passive aggressive digs at Bethenny and Ramona, until Ramona snapped and told LuAnn that she's married to an old man. Claws ensued.
