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more about #theosbournes MargaretMoony: Yes, changing your hair is brave. So brave. more » sweetnsassy2: No, no, no to Paula on Australian Idol. I prefer it to American Idol becuase the judges aren't total gimmick wads like the American judges and becaus... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I hope somebody told Kate Minor not to quit her day job. This Hayden Glassface doesn't seem to have much of one, but I hope she doesn't mind riding sh... more » Leah Marie: Hayden, every single time I run out of milk I think, "How do I get milk for cereal without having to leave my house?" It's called being lazy. You'll l... more » Jezedude: from facebook: Jon Gosselin completed the quiz "What kind of Douchebag Are You?" with the result ... more » Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor: In French (at least Quebec French), cotton candy is called Barbe a Papa which translates to "daddy's beard". more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Is anyone else puzzled by all the attention that the Osbournes are getting lately? I thought we all grew tired of their annoying, spoiled antics five... more » Bgirl_Hamster: I'm not trying to be sarcastic here, but is Kim's hair blond? I guess I was just assuming the worst, like I'd click the link and she'd look like Mrs. ... more » BlueMorpho: Dying your hair is brave? I must be sure to get one of those magnetic ribbons saluting the heroism of Clairol now. I picture it being 10 different s... more » Harlot Brontë: I love that Dirt Bag has newsy tidbits about the epic Swedish vomiting that held up trains in Copenhagen after a Madonna concert. Just priceless. I'... more » mfnher: After following the Kim Kardashian link to see the picture, People is saying the post has already generated over 1,000 comments. 1,000 comments about ... more » Mafalda para Presidente: It's easy, Hayden. You just need to get yourself one of these: more » GinaRomantica: Kourtney is the one who is surprisingly around 30 years old, right? And went to college. She always seemed to be going along with the "Keeping up with... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer] Yes, Heidi because getting plastic surgery for someone else is always a great idea. more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: I hate the idea that "girl comics" aren't worth listening to because they talk about their periods and men, but male comics who talk about their balls... more » Ultraprison!: Lying in bed, wishing groceries were delivered to your door? Stars -- they're just like us! more » keldo: Oh Heidi - that's so awesome! First anniversary is paper? Oh wait, silicone! Why don't you just go for GG size boobs so you can minimize all the sur... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: With that kind of cash, it'd be entirely possible to have stuff like milk delivered to your house, right? more » TexasCrude: Oh god, Heidi. more » boxspelunker: What I think is absolutely hysterical in a selfish and schadenfreude way is that there are no positive reviews of Wolverine. There are apparently a f... more » -
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Jon "Midlife Crisis" Gosselin Shops For Sports Car; Kourtney K. Is Pregnant
- Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman have been shopping for a Mercedes or a Porche. Kate Gosselin just bought a Toyota Land Cruiser that seats 8+, but it seems Jon isn't planning on ferrying kids to soccer practice. [Radar Online]
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Madonna Prepares To Expand Her Family
- Madonna is making moves in Malawi: This picture at the link shows 4-year-old Mercy, the girl she's trying to adopt, holding hands with possible new sister Lourdes. [Daily Mail]
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Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
- Lindsay Lohan is reportedly pissed that Katie Holmes is on Glamour's April cover; LL was under the impression that her Madonna shot would get the cover. Insiders say that was never gonna happen. [MSNBC Scoop]
