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more about #theoffice more comments → BetteD: She's right, you know. A good friend of mine has eyes not unlike Ellen's, and it's almost unnerving how blue they are. The envy, it burns! Also, Mi... more » The HZA.: Mindy is one of my favorite people. I think all my favorite Office quotes are things she's said. Especially when she monologues and explains Netflix. more » erinna: Has anyone read her awesome blog "things that I've bought that I love"? Its super funny. A lot of it is stuff that I can't afford, but its such a tong... more » hannahanloveyoulongtime: I love Mindy Kaling so much. I wish she'd update her blog, which was hilarious. I also wish that she'd come hang out with me. I have this feeling that... more » MIXED: Her dance was like, ridiculously cute and swanky. Ah, to have such ease and adorableness. more » Tippi Hedren: Now I can only see a lemur when I'm watching that clip. If Ellen didn't look like one before, she sure as hell does now. more » sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Two of my favorite women! Together! more » KATE!: love her. kelly and meredith are my favorites. by far. more » LilyBonesBurana: A lady in Tinseltown makin' da monay for something other than functioning as ornamentation/set dressing? HOORAY FOR HOLLYWIN. more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: I won't be happy 'til I see a big screen adaptation of her hit play 'Matt & Ben,' with her reprising the role as Ben Affleck. more » JerseyGrrrl: Love her. So it's not that. But I'm So. Damn. Tired. of this endless barrage of weepy women who just can't manage to value themselves enough to reali... more » rodmanstreet: Mindy Kalin Will Single-Handedly Make Romantic Comedies Good Again ... but no pressure, right? more » scullymurphy: Please let one of the losers be Vince Vaughn, because I would love to see the verbal fencing between those two. more » Sarah Dove: Carrie Prejean's brother must HATE Full House. more » TildeMarks: If Adam Lambert and Lady Gaga had a love child (I'd pay to see that moment of conception - btw), I'm pretty sure the baby would be Liberace. more » -
#clips
Mindy Kaling to Ellen: "You Look Like a Lemur"
The Office writer Mindy Kaling was on Ellen today, where she showed a picture of herself at age 11 ("You can't tell what gender I was") and gives Ellen major compliments on her ice-blue lemur-like eyes. Bonus clip below. More » -
#deals
Mindy Kaling Will Single-Handedly Make Romantic Comedies Good Again
The Office writer, actor, and heroine just got a big movie deal for The Low Self Esteem of Lizzie Gillespie, about "a woman whose lack of self-worth has limited her choice in men to losers." [Variety] -
#dirtbag
New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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#sterlingmifflin
There's A Mad Man In The Office
Was the plot of Mad Men's season finale stolen from The Office? The foundation of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce and The Michael Scott Paper Company are awfully similar (though they do take place 46 years apart.) [SlashFilm via Buzzfeed] -
#endwightenment
Art Imitates Life
As this video mashup reveals, Glenn Beck's paranoia has ascended to such heights that he's now making the same arguments as Dwight Schrute. Beck seems like a good candidate for the Schrute family custom of shunning. [Huffington Post] -
#clips
Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
Steve Carell dared Jon Krasinski to do his marionette impression on The Tonight Show last night, and it looked so fun Conan joined in. Look for it on dance floors soon! Clip above. -
#hellsbells
They're Getting Maaaaaried!
Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski are on in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly talking about their TV wedding and pregnancy as super adorable Office-couple Jim and Pam. The hour-long wedding special will air Tonight! Pictures here. [JustJared] -
#clips
Craig Ferguson Sends Mindy Kaling Into A Dangerous Custard Zone
Mindy Kaling stopped by The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson on Friday night to promote the new season of The Office, and ended up calling Ferguson out for recommending a custard shop in the "sketchiest" neighborhood ever. Via [ONTD] -
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#clips
Big British Actor Loves His Itty-Bitty Obama Button
Let's be honest: it's a slow news day. Meaning, this clip is simply an excuse to admire Idris Elba (The Wire), who turned up on Tavis Smiley's show with an adorable Obama button...and a backstory. -
#criticalmass
Parks: An Underwhelming Re-Creation Of The Office
Amy Poehler's new sitcom Parks and Recreation is shot in the same mockumentary style as The Office, but critics say the format doesn't fit the new show and undermines Pohler's strong performance. More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan: Fibs & Financial Trouble?
- Lindsay Lohan a liar? In the latest issue of Nylon, LL says she's hoping to work with Seth Rogen but "Seth won't call us back." Rogen says:
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#dirtbag
John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up
- John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]
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#wordsofwisdom
The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
Esquire has helpfully compiled quotes from 10 celebrities on the meaning of life. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Blythe Danner Says Gwyneth Is Not Divorcing
- Gwyneth's mom Blythe Danner says Gwyn's marriage is a-ok, despite rumors of a split. “They don’t take pictures together if they can avoid it. It’s a strategy. They don’t want the pandemonium.” [Fox News]
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#dirtbag
Britney On Hunger Strike?
- Britney's big eff you to her (chef) dad: Skipping dinner: "Britney thinks that if she doesn't eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice," an insider says. [MSNBC]
