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more about #thehills more comments → boxspelunker: I'm sure the strippers loved her sitting there saying "I can do that." Not like it's rude or anything. more » hughman: i think justin and kristen and brody should go to chippendales and then brody can be the third wheel and kristen can make justin and brody make out s... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: As far as I'm concerned, Charlie makes the show. I've said it before but he is really the perfect foil for Spencer. And my interpretation of the strip... more » madeofawesome: Seven Signs of the Impending Apocalypse, as foretold by John the Revelator in the book of Revelation. And behold, in the year 2012, the blonde brough... more » Tchotchke: The only thing that surprises me about any of this is that it took a trip to Vegas to get JustinBobby to take a shower. Also, I think it's awesome, i... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think I can understand why Spencer is worried. Almost every kid wants to kill Spencer when (s)he grows up. more » Tippi Hedren: "Like, oh my god, STB. These strippers are, like, totally getting, like, more attention than us. Let's, like, make out or whatever." more » Penny: Ooooh I had a dream last week about Spencer and Heidi and now I've forgotten it! I do know that my dad beat up Spencer, though. I find it hilarious ... more » Scout: i'm late to the party but WORST. THERAPIST. < should I be using " "? EVER. more » Jack_Burton: "Surprise baby!"s always work out. Why would a shrink try to talk anyone out of that? more » hughman: "so what brings you back to therapy?" because therapy is just like getting your roots redone or having your teeth cleaned at those times you wake up i... more » mfnher: Jayde is one of those people where it's impossible to tell her age. How old is she? Why does she look like a 40 year old MILF? It's like Brody is tryi... more » midwesternmom: OK, I am pitching a TV show right now. "I'm Spencer's Sperm Cell's Get Me Out of Him!" We get together the whole cast--Janice, Mrs. Blago, that Baldwi... more » boxspelunker: Argh! I really want to be sterilized. I am finally, after three years, going to get an appointment to try to talk to a surgeon. I've jumped through... more » missheidilynn: 1) I would never date a guy who called me "kiddo" 2) Who wears a leather jacket with no shirt underneath? At least put on v-neck under that shit!!! 3)... more » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right! More » -
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The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this. More » -
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The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
On last night's episode, Speidi continued their fake marital dramz by fighting over if and when they'll have children. Spencer decided to snip the problem in the balls by visiting a urologist for a vasectomy. More » -
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The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
On last night's episode, Kristin and Audrina had a staged confrontation at Heidi's staged birthday party over Kristin's staged relationship with JustinBobby. But the real excitement was the return of Jen Bunny! More » -
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The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
On last night's episode, Holly Montag danced at another open-bar party, leading everyone to believe she's an out-of-control drunk. Stephanie Pratt stepped in to "call her out on her bullshit" in what was supposed to be an intervention. More » -
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Heidi & Spencer Stage Intervention For Holly Montag
On last night's The Hills, Heidi's sister Holly got drunk at an art opening and then did the robot-dance, embarrassing friends and family alike. Heidi and Spencer stepped in to confront Holly about her "problem." More » -
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The Hills: What's The Deal With Brody's Mom?
On last night's episode, Brody's girlfriend threw him a surprise birthday party, which his mom Linda attended. She's so Amy Poehler in Mean Girls—these kids keep her young! (As do plastic surgery and lollipops.) More » -
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The Hills Casts Child Actor Amid Speidi Baby Drama
On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer met their new "neighbors", an engaged couple who, for some reason, live with their foreign nephew, a little boy who was seemingly cast to help with Spencer's I-don't-want-kids storyline. More » -
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#theshitty
The City's New Asshole Is Actually The Hills' Old Asshole
On last night's premiere, Roxy Olin joined the cast to play Whitney's frenemy. Roxy—an actress who had a recurring role on Brothers & Sisters—might look familiar, as she used to play Stephanie Pratt's BFF on The Hills. More » -
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The Hills: Forget Kristin Cavallari — JustinBobby Is "The Bitch"
Now that Kristin has joined the cast of The Hills, things are already changing, like the fact that JustinBobby has lost all his cool cache, and resorts to flirting by asking girls their sign. Oh, and also, Stephanie Pratt's schnozz. More » -
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Kristin Cavallari Responds To MTV Branding Her "The Bitch"
Last night, MTV aired a 30-minute preview of the new season of The Hills called The Bitch Is Back, during which cast members were interviewed, including new addition Krisin Cavallari, who spoke about being marketed, literally, as "the bitch." More » -
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Stephanie Pratt Has Medical Explanation For Spencer's Personality
Stephanie Pratt was on The Wendy Williams Show today, where she spoke about her current tiff with Heidi, and blamed Spencer's behavior on his ADHD. She could barely concentrate while telling the story... which she blamed on her ADD. -
#expectlamethings
LC Lauren Conrad For Kohl's
LC Lauren Conrad, the latest fashion contribution from the former Hills star, launched today at Kohl's. Compared to her now-defunct "high end" line, the new stuff for Kohl's is just the same shit with a different price tag. More » -
#thejezebelquiz
And Now, The Results Of Our Quiz!
What better way to spend a lazy holiday weekend afternoon than to discover which reality show stereotype you are? There's no better way, I say. The results of our stupid Saturday quiz, after the jump. More » -
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Which Reality Show Stereotype Are You?
Kristin Cavallari's return to The Hills is being celebrated with a campaign declaring that "The Bitch Is Back." But aside from "the bitch," there are several other standard "reality" show characters out there. Which one are you? Let's find out! More » -
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The Hills Trailer: Rehab, Girl Fights, & A Lot More JustinBobby
MTV has released an extended trailer for the new season of The Hills, premiering September 29. Kristin pretends to destroy everyone's lives, Heidi pretends to have baby fever, and Spencer really wears a cowboy hat all season. More » -
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JustinBobby: The New "Girl With A Pearl Earring"
A Vancouver artist is showing pastel drawings of Hills stars, including this soulful JustinBobby and an appropriately vacuous Audrina. She also does watercolors of characters from Dynasty. [JDBRecords] -
#dirtbag
Winehouse Back In UK; Angie & Brad Moving To NYC?
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been checking out a gorgeous building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Will they move the brood to New York? [Rush & Molloy]
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#bookem
The Future Of Literature Lies In Lauren Conrad's Hands
"Her debut novel, L.A. Candy, tops the New York Times best-seller list for the second week since its June 16 release. This begs an oh-so-obvious question: Might the Hills hottie be the next Stephenie Meyer?" [E!] -
#hills316
The Passion Of The Hills: What's Next For Lauren And Speidi
While Lauren Conrad tries to leverage her Hills fame into a "writing" career, Heidi and Spencer have already found their next costar: God.
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