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more about #thecosmos ErinGoBawl: I like to imagine that Jennifer now has a picture of the entire Jezebel staff huddling behind a camera. They're discussing creative titles and running... more » Superrrdupa: Jennifer - may I call you Jennifer? Fine, fine, Miss Hudson if I'm nasty. WHERE do you get jeans like this? There are no jeans in the world that act... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Men fucking love to cuddle. They can't get enough of it. #november09cosmopolitan more » CherriSpryte: I read "Touch his most uncomfortable spots: Hint: These tips rhyme with numb" and spent several seconds thinking "wait, thumbs are sexy now? that's a ... more » sarasasa: May I suggest a drinking a drinking game? Buy a copy of Cosmo, open a sex article and have a drink after every euphemism for the words "Penis" and "Or... more » Aidan_: Bondage where I can get away? Fie, I say! My girlfriend keeps me bound up until she's good and ready to let go. #november09cosmopolitan more » aimeeg: I think there's some pretty strange photoshop colouring going on in her breastal area... they've made her chest look very white and her breasts look a... more » Mushu_the_educated_whale: Guys don't like push up bras eh Cosmo? I am a waitress and I did a little social experiment. 2 nights in a row I worked the same (extremely busy) shi... more » freckles: It's always a story about how men are bored with women and how we need to transform ourselves into desirable beings. I've been with my boyfriend for ... more » tigolbitties: just saying, guys do not instantly notice fake lashes, hair or boobs - or at least lets hope not for kim zolciak's sake! #november09cosmopolitan more » cand86: Okay, it's always nice when a little bit of kink works its way into the narrative, even if it is in Cosmo. But what kills me is the lack of any safet... more » Scoithniamh: Wait, what? They're actually claiming that Red Bull Vodkas can KILL YOU? #november09cosmopolitan more » BetteD: Red Bull and vodka. As a bartender, I have to say that this is the mark of a true amateur. Or, if it's a guy, a douchenozzle. I had a very attracti... more » rodmanstreet: Goddammit - I didn't even read this Cosmo and it's making me feel bad about myself! Ugh. I'm gonna go take a shower and yell at my thighs. #november... more » frankie22: I interned at Cosmo (not the US version) long ago. Their tasks for me included: 1. List every slang-term for oral sex I could find for the 'fellatio... more » morninggloria: I have never once, in all of my pants-reachings, come in contact with something there that isn't supposed to be. It sounds like poor Jeremy has. ... more » Ailatan: The worst drinking experience I had was with red bull and vodka, I had to be escorted by (less drunk) friends back to my flat. Awful. #november09cosmo... more » Chell: Uhmmm.....my boyfriend and I bought handcuffs so we wouldn't have to learn any fancy knots... #november09cosmopolitan more » futuremouse: Tie me up, tie me down. Just please don't tie me up with animal print scarves and stick things in my butt like Cosmo says. #november09cosmopolitan more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: "The silent clue men give off when they're in love" Farts. #november09cosmopolitan more » -
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November Cosmo: "Bad Girls" Always Bend To Their Boyfriends' Whims
This month's Cosmo is for "sexy bitches only," so don't read on unless you're into topless feather-dusting, armpit kissing, and hog-tying your himbo.
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Cosmo: Powerful Women Use Their Vaginas, Not Their Voices
In the October issue of Cosmopolitan Megan Fox declares, "Women hold the power because we have the vaginas... If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female you win." The editors say keeping your mouth shut works too!
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#lolcosmo
Cosmo: Wear Your Dirty Panties Around Your Ponytail
I am mildly obsessed with Cosmo. A while back, I opined that my compulsive need to pull it from the newsstand is due to it being The Onion for feminists. The October issue is living up to that reputation.
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Cosmo: Answers To Unasked Questions, Meanings For Meaningless Actions
The July Cosmo: full of answers to burning questions like, "If I have many partners, will I become loose?" You know, questions that seem too random that they can't possibly be real. Oh, who cares...the joy is in the answers.
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Cosmo's "Sexy Issue" Does Helen Gurley Brown Proud
This month's Cosmo is "The Sexy Issue," meaning that after months of tough investigative reporting and cerebral cultural criticism, Cosmo is finally going to address what we truly care about: "his most dirty-licious fantasies."
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#funfearlessfemales
Cosmo's Helen Gurley Brown: Does A Feminist Icon Please Her Man?
"If you're not a sex object, you're in trouble." See, it's quotes like this that tarnish Helen Gurley Brown's otherwise unimpeachable feminist legacy.
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#themoreyouknow
10 Things We Wish Guys Knew We Know
Today, Cosmo's website posted 10 Things Guys Wish We Knew. Guess what: We already knew them! (But, surely, you knew that.) In response we've compiled the 10 Things We Wish Guys Knew We Know.
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#maghag
Cosmo Thinks Of Things You Would Never Think Of By Yourself
The March issue of Cosmo's "How To Stretch Your Clothes" story has a novel idea for those of you who like pricey, shredded designer jeans: Just cut holes in cheap jeans! Click to enlarge. More » -
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Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
In Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans, which made $20 million at the box office over the weekend, Rhona Mitra plays a sword-wielding vampire. But in Cosmo's February issue, she's a damsel in distress. More »
