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more about #thecity more comments → TheFormerJuneBronson: They used "assclown" on CSI last night. I don't know why that should be weird, but it really was. more » AgainWithFeeling: Aw, but it's the only bad word I seem to have a natural facility for using. I look at people and intuit that they are douchebags with an ease I've ne... more » Diziet_Sma: Hang on, but I thought 'jumped the shark' had jumped the shark! Is it cool again now? For that matter, is 'cool' still cool, or has that become 'uncoo... more » sensitivitycop: RIP: douchebag asshole shithead asswipe debutard cornhole cocksucker salad tosser COMING SOON: anal rash suppository discharge bio-tool more » htrodblder: Wasnt there a great skit on SNL that introduced the Earl of Sandwich, and Mr and Mrs Douchebag? more » NewsBunny: I'm someone who appreciates classic cussing. Is 'motherfucker' no longer good enough for anyone? more » logruszed: You're entitled to your opinion, however some of your argument is predicated on a notion of language being static. This is not based in reality, words... more » Hiroine Protagonist: I enjoy "bag of dicks". Or "dickmunch" but I feel that one's not too gay-friendly. more » angelheadedhipster: I like to use it thusly: "He works in douchebaggery the way others paint with watercolors and acrylics." Slightly more seriously: When you get to the... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm sick of douche, too. I want to bring back rapscallion. more » ericacartman: I don't know. My friends and I have a very specific use for calling guys "douches." It's basically a cocky jerk who is kinda hot but kinda knows it ... more » electricbubbles: The term "chatch" has been floating around my university as a replacement for douchebag. I believe it comes from Chachi. As in the one that Joani love... more » Justine: Wait, there's actually a 'Hot Chicks With Douchebags' show, or is this a reference to 'Tool Academy'? more » MIXED: I find that lately, since it IS so overused, the term "douchebag" is no longer sufficiently expressing just how...well, douchey, a guy is being. I've... more » JohanPaladin: I like variations on "tool" and "douche." Examples include "toolbox," "toolshed," "douchenozzle," and "douchetard," though that one only really comes... more » -
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4 Reasons The Douchebag Has Jumped The Shark
While we're on the subject of language, I'd like to point out that both the word "douchebag" and the concept it stands for are, like, totally over. After the jump, four reasons why.
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#theshitty
The City: Designer Knockoff Shopping Scene Is A Fake
On last night's episode, Elle sent Olivia Palermo to purchase items for a piece on why designer knockoffs are bad. Much like a fake Louis, Olivia's Canal Street experience wasn't at all authentic. More » -
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The City's New Asshole Is Actually The Hills' Old Asshole
On last night's premiere, Roxy Olin joined the cast to play Whitney's frenemy. Roxy—an actress who had a recurring role on Brothers & Sisters—might look familiar, as she used to play Stephanie Pratt's BFF on The Hills. More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have broken up. Again. This report claims:
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Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
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#ragtrade
Amber Le Bon Raids Model Mom's Closet; Sienna To Vogue?
- Yasmin and Amber Le Bon: They share a nose, and a familiar mother/daughter wardrobe dynamic. Only Yasmin, being a supermodel, can parry Amber's incursions by going nuclear with, "Maybe I'll donate to the V&A..." [Telegraph]
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Supermodel Stays In Style Without Men; Sasha & Malia Take Topshop
- Helena Christensen told InStyle magazine that she's never lived with a man — although she was actually married for five years. [Daily Mail]
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Michelle At Fashion Week; More Katie For Miu Miu
- There's the usual gloom, sex, scandal and, ahem, 50 Cent's makeup line - today, but first, brace yourselves: Michelle Obama has not RSVP'd to Fashion Week. This woman's priorities are way out of whack! [WWD]
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#dirtbag
Britney's Tour Plans Induce Panic Attacks
- Britney is so freaked out about her world tour, she's been having panic attacks. A source says:
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Miley Cyrus In Racist Photo Scandal
- Miley Cyrus is seen "slanting her eyes" in a picture that's been circulating on the web.
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#thecity
How An Unemployed Socialite Became Whitney Port's "Work" Friend
On last night's premiere of The City, America was introduced to former-Socialite Rank punching bag Olivia Palermo. Whitney's mentor Kelly Cutrone was shocked that she even has a fake job. -
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How Fake Is The City, And Why Do We Care?
The Hills spinoff The City — premiering tonight on MTV — "documents" Whitney Port's new job, BF, and life in the city. As per the format, the lines between reality and reality TV are blurred. -
#dirtbag
Heather Mills: Sued For Spray Tan
- Sara Trumble, the nanny who used to take care of wee Beatrice McCartney, is suing Bea's mum, Heather Mills, because "Mills required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills."
