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more about #thebiglebowski AuntieBee: This explains everything. Jesus was able to rise from the dead not because of his supreme holiness so much as because of his apparent zombie-ness. I... more » PreposterousHypothesis: He looks like Hansel here. more » Mary McCarthyite: The Dude: Fuckin' Luz... that creep can pose, man. Walter Sobchak: Yeah, 'cause he's a model, Dude. more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Fuckin' eight year olds, dude. more » Ailatan: Oh God Jesus is in BA! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): He looks like a male blow up doll. more » mysterygirl: I think he got his wig from the same place that Ben and Widmore got their flashback wigs this season on Lost. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Oh gosh. I love when a dude's arm-veins are all blatant like that. It's just hot. I'm a vampire, maybe? Anyway, arm-veins aside, he reminds me of Sidn... more » CollegeCamel: How is this man a model? I mean, yes, he's pretty, but DAMN, he takes "dead eyes" to a whole new level. He ALWAYS has that same, blank expression. Tyr... more » sympathyforthebasementcat: I can't believe Jesus and Madonna fucked. If I were God, I'd be trying to find a way to sue. Surely this is improper behavior for a surrogate and an i... more » tscheese: "Shit! And then I have to slum around with a bunch of smelly disciples? And then I get beat up by some Romans and die? I don't te ama this Jesus thing... more » labeled: His shadow seems to be saying "Can you believe this guy?" more » SomeAuthorGirl: What Would Jesus Look Like As A Deer In Headlights? more » debo matar la zombi goldberry83: His hair sort of reminds me of the wig Colbert was wearing a couple of nights ago. more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: Is it just me or does he kind of look like he's wearing a hairpiece? more »
