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more about #thebeautifullife more comments → redqueenmeg: Aw, I hope Conan's OK. I recall making a lot of jokes when I got a concussion. I didn't know it was common (it is even for nonprofessionalfunnypeopl... more » toogeeky4u: I *heart* Hyacinth Bucket! more » vulcanized: Somebody has to do it and it might as well be me. Conan, darlin', There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you. But ... more » MIXED: Adding JK Rowling on Twitter...now. more » TRexstasy: I was at a club in Atlanta behind this guy a few years ago. The bored-looking hipster girl at the door said, "It's eight dollars." "But I'm Charlie ... more » Easybreezy: I cannot deal with Charlie Mars dating somebody as cool-seeming as Mary Louise Parker. He is kind of lame. And she is a goddess. more » Helio: LOL Snoop Dogg. That is, indeed, the best news ever and now all he has to do is pass me some of the "good shit" (cause ya'll know he's blazed out of h... more » teenypanini09: poor conan! I hope his hair wasn't injured. more » morninggloria: Psh, Conan had a concussion. Thanks to gymnastics, ice skating, and general dumbassery, I've had at least 5. I'm like that really fat kid from Varsi... more » Kivrin: I would like to nurse Conan through his convalescence. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Earworm antidote: Start singing "America" from West Side Story to yourself. Works like a charm. more » Trixie from Toronto: I'm sorry, but I do not believe Catherine Zeta-Jones is only 40. I just don't. There have long been whispers that she's shaved several years off her a... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Why am I not surprised at the Bret Ratner item? Like at all. more » WaltzingMatilda: Hortense: Your Ace of Base earworm has now invaded my brain. Yours in misery, WM more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I have to say, this whole Quaid thing has got me scratching my head. Why would they do this? Is it something they do to amuse themselves, like to fuck... more » -
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Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
- Conan O'Brien landed in the hospital yesterday due to an injury sustained during a Tonight Show stunt. A source says O'Brien was "running down a flight of stairs when he slipped and banged his head, possibly sustaining a concussion." [E!]
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Heidi Klum Is Out. (Of Her Clothes. On Your Coffee Table.)
- Heidi Klum's new coffee table book, Rankin's Heidilicious , is "very naughty." Who doesn't want nudity with their coffee? Oh, wait, everyone? [ElleUK]
- American Apparel brings its sleaze to England. England doesn't like it. [The Street]
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Mischa Barton Offers Less-Than-Forthcoming Explanation For Meltdown
In a new interview, Mischa Barton explains that she wound up under psychiatric hold last month because having her wisdom teeth removed led to a nervous breakdown, but "if all this happened in New York, no one would care." More » -
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Paula Abdul Kisses Idol Goodbye; Penelope Cruz Pregnant
- Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:
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Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
- Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:
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Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
- Spencer Pratt says that when he did the Today show, he thought that Al Roker was a "fan" "off the street." And! Heidi Montag's command for Al Roker?
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