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more about #testicles more comments → JLady: "scrotal baggage" is so my new favourite term for relationship crap: "So, I was thinking about dating Aaron..." "Oh man, don't do it. You know what L... more » prairielily: When the balls are threatened by a nearby stimuli (a pinprick to the thigh, for example) they are pulled up towards the body. My boyfriend is coming ... more » boxspelunker: Slightly off-topic: Has anyone eaten mochi? It feels like a testicle. This is how I thoughtlessly described it to a group of people once. They were... more » I_b_meh: ARGH! I live in Wyoming and I see redneck assholes with these hanging from their bumpers all the time. It just makes me fuckin stabby. You wouldn't ca... more » pinkcrickets: Indulge the evolution geek for a wee rant. I think the honest signalling perspective (the "fanciful account" akin to peacock feathers) is way more pl... more » LucyRed: Does the article go into why men feel the need to hang replicas off their truck hitches? It's bad enough that men seem to feel the need to display the... more » Ri_L: this might be too obscure but it was all I could think of more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I am bookmarking his blog, because my son is asking me all sorts of questions about his junk, and I never really know what to say. Like, he just aske... more » likepenguins: Whatever, human balls! Wake me when you're as awesome as Vervet Monkey balls! And the COOLEST part is that the Alpha male has the brightest, bluest ... more » amazoncowgirl: Well, I'm very disappointed that the important issue of "blue balls" wasn't discussed! more » ahpooks: So I'm sitting in my cube yesterday and my coworker says that she heard that avocados grow just like balls (we were talking about how yummy avocados a... more » PaigeTurner: "If it were true, we would expect to see scrotal testicles becoming increasingly elaborate and dangly over the course of evolution." Like earrings! more » FrannyR: Another reason I'm glad I'm a lesbo, I already know how to use the equipment. more » justcallmeangel: This is nuts. more » Flackette Goes Retro: There is a truck in my city that has both giant Truck Nuts, and a back-window mural of the Virgin Mary. I constantly wonder which of these decorations... more » -
#howtheotherhalflives
Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
Jesse Bering, he of the hilarious penis column fame, is at it again. This time, we learn everything we ever (or perhaps never) wanted to know about testicles. More » -
#higoodbye
Stick A Fork In It
Both Alec Baldwin and Amy Sedaris would be proud: It's National Cheeseball Day. (Ha! What better way to bookend a week of tea-bagging?) Open thread after the jump; see you Schweddys on Monday. [The Nibble] -
#youarewhatyoueat
There Is No Un-Funny Ball Joke
The Rotary Club of Oakdale, California is frying up 400 pounds of bull testicles for a fundraiser. More clever than I was with my testicle-eating invite, they promise everyone will "have a ball." [CBS] More »
