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more about #tempestsinteapots more comments → par3: did it bother anyone how the newscaster said that dora had a 'little pudgy stomach'- she's (supposed to be) a CHILD! more » SomeAuthorGirl: What I want to know is how little kids who already love Dora are supposed to reconcile the coexistence of Sweet Little Dora and Skank Tween Dora. I ca... more » info*ninja: Shit, Dora is often held up as proof that boys can be interested in stories/activities/toys/etc that feature girls. Oh well, that was nice for a minute. more » stacyinbean: Why couldn't she just be an older cousin or relative? No need to 'skank' up (thanks CNN) the real Dora. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Sweet Jebus: That silhouette's dome is HUUUGE! Must be hiding a lot of geographical facts in that giant cabeza. You may even find Carmen Sandiego chil... more » I, Zombie Normal: Isn't Dora for little kids? Why are they aging her? Did Mattel think there was a market for tweens who sit around thinking, "I'm into exploring societ... more » MizJenkins: Here's another idea Mattel: stop being such lazy gits, put your collective brains together and come up with a new product for "tweenagers". For exampl... more » RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee): Dora the BRATZplorer. Mattel just can't leave it alone. more » brendahamLincoln: Dollies are boring. WE WANT A NEW TOY! Presenting...LOG! Whaaat rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog? It's good for a ... more » mariamariamaria: Doesn't Dora have any older cousins they could exploit instead? And if they insist on making an older Dora doll, why the shopping? Why can't she kee... more » saintbernadette: But it's not like they're doing away with original Dora, a la Strawberry Shortcake, right? How about they just don't buy the new Dora? more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Why does she have to be thin and attractive and fashionable? Why can't she still be a kickass adventurer that's maybe a little roly-poly (not roly-po... more » hortense: Did you guys catch the headline on CNN.com? "Dora the Explorer Going Skank, Moms Fear." I am not making this up. more » CherriSpryte: Um, in that silhouette, where is her torso? you know, the place between one's chin and above one's hemline? more » haguenite: Well, as long as she's not a pregnant prostitute I think we're good! more » -
#babesintoyland
Breaking: The New Dora Has Been Spotted, Described
Despite the fact that no one's even seen it, a new, tween Dora the Explorer doll is panicking parents who worry. Mattel won't "reveal" the actual doll, but luckily CNN has a full description. More » -
#modelbehaviors
Bright Lights, Big Tears
The model caught weeping on the Jil Sander runway denies it was due to a foot injury or killer heels, saying, "my eyes are very sensitive thats why i was crying." [Jossip, WSJ] -
#jigsup
Why Is Sarah Palin's $180,000 Wardrobe Sitting In Garbarge Bags?
So you know how Sarah Palin spent so much on clothes that the RNC had to say, "Hey, it's okay, they're all going to be donated"? Yeah, apparently it hasn't happened. More »
