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more about #teddanson more comments → Crackers in Bed: Dear Cameron, et. al: STOP ENDING YOU SENTENCE CLAUSES WITH THE WORD "AT"!! it is incorrect grammar and it drives me insane, grr. that is all. more » curiousgeorgiana: Losing my mother was very traumatic. I don't know if I'll ever get over it. And now I'm older than my mom was when she died, which is pretty strange. ... more » Diziet_Sma: THANK YOU, Matthew Weiner. My personal bete noir is people at concerts holding their iPhones up to record the show and watching on the screen, instead... more » applejuice: I watched Whitney on the X-Factor last night, and her dress did indeed break. She also came across as not very with it (especially during the intervi... more » elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): WHATever, Ewan. I'm over you- Alec Guinness was a better Obi-Wan Kenobi anyway. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Damn it, Dodai! The "Pratt Arrested" headline got me all excited, then I click through and find out it's Stephanie? I think you owe me some Spencer ... more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: In Jennifer Love Hewitt's defense, I have heard that "everybody putting negative energy out there" is the second leading cause of divorce overall and... more » DutchessOfDork: Oh god. Your dress is too short if you wave goodbye and give people squirrel shots. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » tldr: ! Excited about the Cameron Diaz/Richard Kelly thriller. I love when Cameron Diaz does edgier stuff in the vein of Being John Malkovich and Vanilla ... more » LongGoneCourtney: Goddamn Hollywood, pay your dealers. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » yvanehtnioj: Something has gone seriously awry with Kim's fake eyelashes in that picture. And there's an Eva Longoria-ish quality to her smirk. I think this is t... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: What is Pete Wentz talking about? Is he talking about gestation or the child's first year of life? And seriously Pete, being a father is more than g... more » this_charming_one: How long until Law and Order does an episode about the break-ins at young stars' homes? #kourtneykardashianburglary more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: The strap broke on Whitney's dress, those were not hanger loops. She appeared rather out of it on X Factor, especially when she was talking to Dermot ... more » rah29: Oooh no no, it wasn't the hanger stability things that popped out of Whitney's dress--the straps at the back that were meant to hold it as a kind of i... more » -
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A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married
- Someone broke into Kourtney Kardashian's home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [TMZ]
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Lindsay Destroys A Cake, Madonna's Neighbors Sue, And Hugh Might Turn Down The Oscars
- Lindsay Lohan accidentally ruined a cake at a Victoria's Secret party, as she thought the cake was actually a giant perfume bottle. "She accidentally poked a hole right in the middle of it." says a source. Team Pie shenanigans! [PageSix]
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Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
In this vintage clip, Ted Danson reads lines/lies that guys might use to get young women into bed. Presumably, his aim is to get teen females to be too creeped out to want sex. In a sense, it's working. More »
