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more about #taylormomsen msAnthrope: Jenna, this was worth reading just to learn a new word: "execrable." It's a Lagerfeld-worthy dis! more » BlondeGoddess: How DARE Claudia Schiffer not suffer like normal human beings. more » kelsium: What the hell is a "statement bracelet"? I'd wear one that squeaks, "You're full of shit! You're full of shit!" at fashionable passersby. more » labeled: Balenciaga should sue whomever actually green-lighted the Sportiletto, and should be grateful if Steve Madden's team actually made it seem desirable a... more » BuffySummers: I read "Jessica Simpson shows bikini line" as some sort of downstairs version of a nip slip that Perez Hilton would doodle about and make fun of merci... more » Ailatan: First it was Brit Brit lip synching now it's LV overpriced and not cute... I kind of envy how easily Australians are shocked. more » lalie (apologetic mess): I went after work yesterday and put a ton of Rodarte shit on hold before running to other stores to check sizes. Looks like I'll be going a size down... more » Penny: Oh and I have been drooling over the Dior book. Damn. I can't justify that much cash for a book right now... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here! Hmm. I was waiting on her Those Suckers line of nursing bras. more » Penny: Honestly, when I have bought Target Go stuff in the past, I just grab shit because I hate trying stuff on, and if it doesn't fit or I don't like it, I... more » ElleL: That paparazzi deserves an award for this shot. It should be in Vogue! more » secretlycontroversial: Little J plays Taylor Momsen so well. So well!! more » zayante: The positioning in this picture is so odd. It looks like Taylor is falling and GirlToRight is supporting her, while GirlToLeft practices her line danc... more » femme-bot: I need to stop being jealous of 16 year olds. more » sybann: "Here I am stuck with nary a stylist in sight!" more » token_illiterate_commenter: ... and a scarf stuck in the middle of her. The woman needs a Necky. more » sassyredhead: Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Ok, if it is cold enough for a winter coat, gloves (even if they are the fingerless kind), a hat, and a scarf, then it is cold enough for pants. She ... more » Percy: I'm a little teapot in a short skirt, Doin' the potty dance 'cause my bladder hurts. When I get caffeined up, hear me shout, "Find me a potty, I can't... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I realize this is part of the show, but I am sympathetically freezing looking at this photo. And you know? Now that they've dispensed with the loads o... more » -
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Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
- Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here! Simpson says it's inspired by the jet-setting getaways she dreams about. [Stylelist]
- Since snow ruined the last shopping weekend before Christmas for the Northeast, expect stores to offer extended hours and other enticements. [WWD]
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#snapjudgment
Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right
[New York, December 14. Image via Pacific Coast News]
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#dirtbag
Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
- Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]
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#snapjudgment
Going Off The Rails On A
CrazySequin Train[New York, November 16. Image via Splash.]
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#ragtrade
Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
- Marisa Miller has earned the most coveted position of all the Victoria's Secret runway girls: Wearer Of The Diamond-Studded Bra. Her equipment costs $3 million. "It's surprisingly comfortable," says Miller. Sure looks it. [People]
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#snapjudgment
Now Listen Up/She's Razor Sharp/If She Don't Get Her Way/She'll Slice You Apart
[New York, October 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#dirtbag
Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
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#goodbadugly
Gossip Girl + Anna Sui for Target = Awesome
Can you think of a better combination for fun than these two? As if we weren't excited enough for Anna Sui's GG-inspired Target collection, last night's event at the New York pop-up store has us on pins and needles! More » -
#dirtbag
Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault
- Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:
