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more about #targetwomen more comments → Valkyrie607: I can't believe she brought up the vibrating mascara but neglected to make fun of Latisse. "Finally! A cure for the deadly scourge of hypotricho... more » cand86: You can't tell me that the vibrating mascara doesn't have an ulterior motive . . . and to that, I say, just get the real thing, chicas: [store.babela... more » youarewhatyoulove: What is the purpose of that thing for your boobs? So one boob does not crush the other boob while your sleeping? Is that how you prevent different ... more » Jack_Burton: You're talking brie when it's clearly gorgonzolla time... #sarahhaskins more » Kivrin: "The instant facelift ones are the worst, because they really prey on the aging, as if there's anything you can do about aging." Tell that to the new... more » hamburgerhotdog: But the thighmaster! It works! I could crack walnuts between my knees - sexy, no? #sarahhaskins more » SarahMC: You don't even have to exercise! You just have to walk. Uhhhh? #sarahhaskins more » LowClassInk: I think I'll wear the Rejuvenique and go as the Beauty Industrial Complex for Halloween. That's pretty fucking scary. #sarahhaskins more » Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!: Now I get it. She was just using her Rejuvenique the whole time! #sarahhaskins more » BabyJane: I prefer this mask. You wear it overnight and in the morning you look like Anthony Hopkins. #sarahhaskins more » funnyface: I'm so glad she took on the vibrating mascara wand. Maybe I'm just a supreme klutz, but I'm already dangerous enough with the mascara wand or eyeliner... more » BytheSea: dude. When they zoom in on the woman in the plastic mask's eye? It's either saying "I am the king of France" or "Remember remember the 5th of November... more » colormeroutine: You will pry the fit-flops from my tightly toned calf-muscles...if you DARE #sarahhaskins more » sybann: She absolutely read my mind with the vibrating mascara wand... #sarahhaskins more » GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): The thing that seems kind of stupid about this gloss is that on top of all of the restrictions about it not working in wine or fruit juice drinks is t... more » -
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Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
In addition to the latest hilarious Target: Women, there's an interview with NPR, in which Sarah Haskins talks about mocking badvertising and crappy marketing toward women: More » -
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Fear Meets Sex Appeal In Drug-Detecting Lip Gloss
The UK-based cosmetics company 2LoveMy has launched a new lip gloss that doubles as a date-rape drug detection kit. More » -
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Sarah Haskins: Hot Chicks Love Smells
Ever noticed how many commercials prove the effectiveness of the product by how many sexy ladies it attracts? Sarah Haskins has. Please note: These are not regular women. These are hot chicks. More » -
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Sarah Haskins On Brooke Shields, "The Official Spokesperson For Women"
Brooke Shields can "sell us anything," Sarah Haskins swears. Actually, we already noticed this! So. How did Brooke Shields become America's ideal selling machine? More » -
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Marketing Madness
Dell has realized that lady brains can't handle computer shopping, and so they came up with this: the Della. Particularly ugh-worthy: under tech tips they mention cooking, calorie counting, and yoga. [Engadget] -
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Copycat!
What is up with Jimmy Fallon doing a "Target Demographics" segment (video here)? It is very "Target: Women"/Sarah Haskins-eque, and she Twittered as such. This is war! [Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, Sarah Haskins' Twitter] -
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Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
In the latest installment of Target: Women, Sarah Haskins recounts how she watched producers cut to Angelina during Jen Aniston's presentation at the Oscars. Haskins asks, "Am I the only one who felt time stop?" More » -
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Sarah Haskins Calls Out Jez Commenters
Did you catch the Target Women Super Special yesterday? At minute 9:04, Sarah Haskins mentions Jez commenters, regarding a poop segment. Then she "snorts" some "coke." [Current] -
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Sarah Haskins Worries That Ann Curry's Life Is In Danger
Is the Today show trying to kill Ann Curry? Sarah Haskins thinks so. In this week's episode of Target: Women, Haskins presents extensive evidence proving that the NBC TV show wants the anchor dead. More » -
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New Year, New You: Sarah Haskins Teaches You How To Diet
In the latest episode of Target: Women, Sarah Haskins muses, "Where can we find an array of tips on diet and exercise? Oh that's right: Everywhere." More »
