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more about #taiwan more comments → Kilotwat: Heavens, that lady in Maryland bumbled for 5 days with a boxcutter but still couldn't extract the fetus from her unintended surrogate? It'd have been ... more » La Chica Lucy: Me: tall brunette girl minding my own fucking business, buying some bread at Trader Joe's in Danbury. You: tall douche bag with a giant ego, who was c... more » jenrobe: There's already a lovely plaque dedicated to Obama on the gates of his old primary school, and the day of the election the students went nuts, it was ... more » La Chica Lucy: Nude photos are not something that ANY boy should receive. Trust. There are already enough talented, whip-smart women who can't ever run for office be... more » GlitteryUnicorn: People fart in Danbury, CT? more » logruszed: I think it's cute when my girlfriend farts. more » cinematheques: My mom is from Taiwan and she's extremely independent and definitely rubbed off on me. She is great believer in education and opportunity, and she wai... more » AgnesGrep: I love farting. Farting is a wonderful activity. I love all of my farts. On the other side the phrase "near perfect body" made me stabby. I hate tha... more » stealthird: "You fart like a Clydesdale" gets points for originality as a pick-up line, but I'm willing to bet it doesn't generate results. I sure wouldn't date t... more » cinematheques: The story about the kidnapped woman had the best possible outcome I could ever hope for. Also, this reminds story me of the French horror film Inside. more » mllej: Yeah the Pub Cheese gets to me too, lady. more » sybann: I'd like to see what the artist on missedconnectionsny.blogspot.com would create for that CL post! more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: OK, I admit I cut one in the Westwood TJ's but my body is nowhere near pefect. more » kookla: If I was hit on everytime I farted at Trader Joes, I would be the female version of Tiger Woods. more » Lymed: I really never thought that when I had kids, one of the things I would need to teach them is the dangers of sharing nude pictures. more » -
#leftovers
Man Seeks Farting Trader Joe's Hottie • Indonesia To Erect First Obama Statue
• Via BuzzFeed here is a love story for the ages: "You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w." We'd love to see what the New York Times missed connections poetry does with this one. • More » -
#witchywomen
"Witchcraft School": For Mature Students Only
"Housewives" from the Taiwanese Paiwan tribe are, according to a nifty BBC report, learning ancient witchcraft. But for those hoping to take it up, sorry: More » -
#ragtrade
Christian Louboutin Creates Sky High, Obscene, Snake Stilettos
- This shoe is made by Christian Louboutin, out of python skin, leather, cobbler's glue, and, we assume, diamond-plated unicorn farts. Because what else could justify a $2,875 price tag? Happy recession! [The.Life.Files]
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#leftovers
China Sends Goodwill Pandas To Taiwan • "Meat Curtains" And Other Weird Ladyparts Slang
• A pair of goodwill pandas arrived in Taiwan from China on Tuesday, a sign of improving relations between the two countries.• -
