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more about #tabloids more comments → moramoo: #2 With great melancholy, Brad stares at the stripes on the walls, which remind him of the metaphorical cage that Angelina keeps him in, alone, witho... more » psychokitty: "Brad and Angelina don't have enough time to attend artsy events anymore. Angelina spends all her time speaking fluent Swahili and giving oxygen facia... more » LaComtesse: Hortense my love, brill as usual. For 4, 2, and 6 I'm thinking "Brad/Angelina were only too happy to get away from Angelina/Brad at the recent openin... more » skatefan001: Good grief, they DO look like wax figures, AJ especially. She has that waxy shine. I'm still waiting to find out why Pitt is impersonating Colonel S... more » NewsBunny: Hortense, I would like to give you superprops for your POWERFUL VAGAINA Analysis. Bravo. #storytime more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Really, I'm just waiting for the press to start pairing their exes together. For example, Picture 4: Angie digs in her pocket for her cell phone so ... more » kookla: Like most of you, I studied these photos and thought to myself, "Why am I studying these photos?" I would like to know a little more about the art. Li... more » HelenofPeel: Pic #2: "What do you mean follow the line to the restroom?" #storytime more » midwesternmom: Brad hopes that his chin ladder will grow quickly and allow him to escape from the gilded cage where Angelina keeps him imprisoned. He wishes he stil... more » Slim: Breaking!: Brad Leaving Angie because once again she looks prettier than him, even though she's wearing crushed velvet. "Brad knows Jen would've never... more » apricotta: She looks like Madam X. #storytime more » eos: Pic #6 I knew it! Angelina is the reincarnation of Moses! Or some kind of upgraded Moses, since she can divide rocks and stuff, y'now. The only thing ... more » greydragonfly: What kind of a gala is it where there's only brad and angelina and a tour guide? Does that mean I can now call eating an entire container of cookies i... more » teenypanini09: does anyone else notice something a bit odd near Angelina's arm in picture 4? Its near the band in her dress. #storytime more » -
#photoplay
Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended a 30th Anniversary Gala at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles last night, which means we'll probably be seeing some of these pictures alongside ridiculous Brangelina headlines sometime soon. Let's start now! More » -
#yellowjournalism
Splendid Sting Smacks Smarmy...Tabloids
An undercover filmmaker gave some of the UK's sleaziest tabs a taste of their own meds when he filmed the editors trying to purchase celebs' "private medical information." And now, of course, the dirt's in his new documentary: More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford.
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Babies, Bisexuals & Tim Gunn With His Pants Down
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I search for real "news" in the weekly tabloids. Step inside for free-swingin', AC/DC stories from Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok! and Star.
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This Week In Tabloids: Brit's Back With Kevin and Lindsay Talks To Us
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The tabloids flirt with actual reporting this week in a lengthy interview with Lindsay Lohan. But don't worry, Brit and K-Fed's reunion is still anonymously sourced and possibly untrue.
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This Week In Tabloids: Veiled Vows For Chris And Rihanna
Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to piece together actual news from the celebrity tabloids. This week, most covers featured Rihanna and Chris Brown's reported reunion, with Star claiming that they got married.
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#candidcamera
Paparazzi Desperate For Photos Of First Daughters
For the paparazzi, celebrity snaps are big business, but celebrity kids are better business. And right now, the kids in demand are Sasha and Malia Obama. More » -
#frenchwomendontgetphat
Angry American Pundit: "French Women Can Suck It"
If there's one thing more entertaining than women slavishly trying to act Parisian, it's the ridiculous "You suck, Frenchwomen!" backlash. Cause, you know, those are the only options. [Left: That's a typical Frenchwoman, rubes.] More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Obama's White House Baby, And Other Gossip We Can't Believe In
One thing will never change: If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness. The focus this week is First Families, of course, but since the mags closed on Monday, Michelle and Barack only made two covers.
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