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more about #swimsuit Liz11685: I've been looking for a suit like that my whole life. However, I have a long torso so the retro one piece market is off limits to me. Shirring really ... more » labeled: I've developed a new skill in recent years: I can tell exactly where I'd bulge out of an article of clothing, even if the sizing is right. This is not... more » jeepgirl: You can pry my skirtini from my cold dead hand. (the other hand will be holding a cupcake) more » brinkswomanship: Does the logo look weirdly like a sperm and an egg to anyone else? No? Just me? Okay, back in my box. more » save jinger: My figure-making strategy is usually this: 1. Open Excel. 2. Make a table or open one I've already made. 3. Open a new worksheet. 4. Link to the data ... more » lilbobbytables: My figure making strategy: master puppeteering, somehow work puppet in a manner where everyone thinks it is the real me, make sure puppet is hot. Then... more » LaMorena: I love my suit like this!! It covers far more than any other swimsuit I own, but I get more looks and (positive) comments when I wear my retro one. more » shorty63136: Cupcake diet. more » dreamweave: My figure-making strategy is to suck in my gut a lot. more » nessalicious: I've been looking at vintage swimsuits for months now to take on my hols, and gash they are so crazy shaped! Does wearing a girdle make your ribs/hips... more » Samanthrax: That's darn cute. You can still get suits kind of like these from Esther Williams. They are kind of expensive but totally worth it. more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: Okay, goals for summer 1. Obtain pretty pink one-piece vintage swimsuit (in today's sizing...not that of the 1950's) with elasticized shirring 2. Beco... more » BornYesterday: What does Paris prescribe for my raging hangover? more » CurtCole: I like the two friendly women at the bottom. more » Jack_Burton: Miley's new "adult" hairstyle: "Cyrus Interruptus" new name, old fave (JBF, anyone?). more » IvyLeagueMetalhead: I was hoping you guys were going to give them kudos for using a model with a relatable-size body for their retro-swimwear feature. I was flipping thro... more » lalaland13: So that's why I'm single! I sing songs about my cats to my cats, which must render me practically asexual by Glamour's standards. more » MissMaple: I actually yelped when I saw this cover at the grocery store. It both exaggerates and exemplifies the "Miley" look: too much. Too much makeup, too muc... more » rednrowdy: @vamusical: i still have tons of half used lotions because it's not that the lotions didn't work but i need to consolidate all of them into one bottle... more » tscheese: I also love when mags have the name of the publication obscured because the person photographed on the cover is standing in the way of it. This amuses... more » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
What's Your "Figure-Making Strategy?"
Ours is DNA. Theirs is "elasticized shirring." Oh, and "being an illustration" doesn't hurt, either. But seriously: we'd wear this, especially since "neckline and colors are as Paris prescribes them." [Vintage-Ads] -
#coverlies
May Glamour: You Can't Always Judge A Mag By Its Cover
There's a lot to like about this month's Glamour, from plus-sized swimwear models, to interesting articles on interracial dating and domestic violence. However, according to the cover lines, editors would rather you don't know.
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