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more about #suzeorman jaydock: Oh, Mario. Oh, oh Mario. I...There are no words. more » Phyllis Nefler: I wonder if Suze will wear a new jacket to Lady Gaga's concert. more » LilyBonesBurana: God bless your hot, hot philanthropic ass, Jane Fonda!!!!!! more » Tippi Hedren: Let us not forget Rivers Cuomo's asshole tweet, "It's cool to have a dead friend." more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Yoko, I love you. That is wonderful advice. I don't particularly like Kelsey Grammar, but those tweets TOTALLY sound like Frasier Crane. more » rodmanstreet: The only way Kelsey Grammar's Twitter could be better is if he did it in character as Frasier Crane. But this is nearly as good. more » Penny: Oh fuck me, this is a doozy. I love Suze Orman. I hope I can spend the next decade undoing the debt I accrued in the past decade. She's an inspirat... more » quesavoysavoy: the dearth of "grammatically incorrect with bill maher" jokes is inexcusable. more » andromache: don't know who Erika Christensen is, but I like her. more » JessickerFletcher: Okay, now I'm ready Yoko. SUZE ORMAN, just when I thought I couldn't love you more... ORMAN 2016 more » JessickerFletcher: Okay Yoko, I'll try but first I need to do a negativity purge: Dear Bill Maher, 1. You have a nasty habit of talking shit about things to which you ... more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: Nicole Richie, I'm impressed. I suppose it's entirely possible I'm impressed by her assistant, but whatevs. more » georgina: Geez Slater, does the "A.C." stand for Ass Clown?? What an insensitive thing to say. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: You give me so much fail, and then Yoko expects me to not say anything negative for three days? But Paris making another album! Bill Maher is talking ... more » Diziet_Sma: Bill Maher, I like you most of the time, but you need to know when to shut up. Here's a clue: when it's a subject you know nothing about, SHUT UP. Peo... more » MissMollyKate: Did Erika Christensen just out herself as a secret Jezebelle??? more » Evie Havok: I feel bad for being surprised that Holly Madison used the word vernacular in a sentence. A lot of assumptions about her disappeared from my brain. Hm... more » GGobsessed: I feel guilty for how surprised I am that holly Madison used the term, "vernacular." And correctly. Very, very ashamed. And yeah, I too am liking Nic... more » girlwithapen: I enjoy Holly Madison's juxtaposition of a Beavis and Butthead reference with the word "vernacular." How can you not smile at a woman who appreciates ... more » femme-bot: Oh, Dr. Frasier Crane, we're listening. Does anyone else think he's sexy? /ashamed more » -
#tweetbeat
Suze Orman Is A Lady Gaga Fan
Today in Tweet Beat, Suze Orman is psyched for the Monster Ball tour, Lindsay Lohan loves gangsta rap, and Kelsey Grammer is trying to figure out this thing called Twitter. More » -
#heavypetting
Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
Were you aware that, "the front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun"? In the clip at left, the lost 5th Golden Girl shares a cat massage technique that she promises will make Whiskers drool... literally. [Buzzfeed] -
#dlisters
Kathy Griffin Disses Katie Couric, Maya Angelou, & Sarah Palin In Less Than 2 Minutes
Kathy Griffin hadn't been on David Letterman's show in 12 years, so she was raring to go last night. More » -
#leftovers
Drew Peterson Pleads Not Guilty • Pretty People Get Paid More
• Drew Peterson's rash and callous statements about his dead wives may lead to a guilty conviction in the murder of his third wife, Kathleen Savio. (Today, Peterson pled not guilty in court.) • More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Family Members Out LeAnn Rimes' Husband; Conflicting Reports on Natasha Richardson's Death
- Reports of LeAnn Rimes cheating on her husband, Dean Sheremet, just got juicier: Sheremet's family members called in to a radio show this morning to announce that he is gay. [Perez Hilton]
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#personalfinance
As the most self-hating people we know, we couldn't agree more with Suze Orman: the woman who doesn't take care of her money doesn't truly love herself. But just like we're hoping maybe 2K7 will be the year we learn for once to get rid of exess body mass, we're hoping at least to gain in wallet mass. And sort of like anorexics survive by learning how to bake elaborate 27-ingredient souffles for other people, we're hoping we can fend off shopping addiction by feeding off the habits of others - investing in the ladystocks! In future weeks we may take out some payday loans to start an actual portfolio, but for now we're hoping to hone our skills by keeping you abreast of the exploits of publicly traded companies whose businesses we actually, you know, understand.
Talbot's and Chico's are both reporting really sucky earnings, probably because Ann Taylor keeps ripping off all the whole "plus-size chic for medium-sized women" thing, but Saks finally turned a profit again; maybe we'll stop in. [WSJ] On the heels (hah!) of its opening of a Fifth Ave. store, Payless ShoeSource is having Patricia Field design a line. PSS stock pretty damn near a 52-week high. [WWD] Jennifer Hudson to shill for Avon, which is in the midst of some big restructuring. [CNNMoney] Global warming what? It's been a ridiculously good year for the maker of ridiculous Uggs, Decker Outdoor, but Motley Fool thinks Steve Madden is a better buy. So do we - for our feet anyway. [Motley Fool] Valentine's Day spending apparently hit some sort of record this year, probably to make up for all the birthdays crap boyfriends missed last year. [MarketWatch]
