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more about #susieessman more comments → Phyllis Nefler: This is brilliant. End of discussion. Moot point. more » ArtfulSlinger: She's my favorite. I ran into earlier this year, actually the day MJ died, in NYC and just grabbed her and told her how much i loved her. She was so s... more » SharonTaint: absolutely, unequivocally brilliant. more » o-line: But the whole show is just people yelling at each other... All of them. All the time. more » flathead: y0u missed "car wash cunt" from the last episode of the restaurant season!!! more » Matt Cherette: This is glorious. So, so glorious. more » OldManRiver: I'm in a very lonely world being the only living boy who doesn't enjoy this one trick pony of a program. more » gracie1117: I laughed the entire clip. Hearing her say "You four-eyed fuck" never gets old. I wish I could yell at people like that, but I would never do it with... more » WashingMyHair: Susie Green (Essman) reminds me so much of my favorite aunt and in a few ways, me. I love her! more » tobesthewonderdog: no no no please help me i just see a black square in the middle of my screen! more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: LARRY, YOU SICK FUCK PERVERT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. That was glorious. #foureyedfuck more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Thank you!! (Just realized that Susie is Larry David's mom.) more » icyblonde: One thing I always wonder aloud after watching an episode of this show: why do people still let this man into their house? And why do they always gree... more » televisionarie: Let's all acknowledge that revenge masturbatory payback is really the only effective payback there is. more » dcdulce: My GF thinks I am Larry David but I think there's a little bit of Susie inside me... more » -
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Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
Last night was the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and there's no telling when it will return. In honor of its ending, we compiled a montage of every single obscenity-laden Susie Greene (Essman) outburst from the series. More » -
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Character Study
Susie Essman on her famously self-confident alter-ego: "Susie Greene thinks she is drop-dead gorgeous and everything she chooses to put on is drop-dead gorgeous. Imagine being like that." [NYT] -
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Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
- The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.
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