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more about #susansarandon more comments → AndPreciousLittleofThat: Oh man. I always wondered what it was Charlton Heston felt like at the end of "Planet of The Apes." After reading that item about Jessica Simpson an... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Jessica's friends have the problem? No. I have the problem. Attack me if you want for gettin' all serious about this... but Billy Corgan cannot date J... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, Dennis, I don't expect you to do it because I barely remember who you are. more » hughman: i would never in a million years have pictured Susan Sarandon as the grandmother in Lovely Bones. i was always thinking an Elaine Stritch type. god i... more » midwesternmom: Any UK Jezzies can correct me on this, but didn't Bob Geldof end up with custody of his ex-wife's daughter by Michael Hutchence? Kinda odd to be slam... more » TransFat: Ah hoodrat. Haven't seen that term in awhile. Thanks Dennis for reminding me how creative misogyny can be. more » Tchotchke: I'm listening to Gish in memorial. more » HannahBethD: I'm so conflicted!!! I mean, Billy Corgan's music kept my teenage self from shuffling free of the mortal coil. But then Tila and the weird solo album ... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Jessica, please. I know things are tight with the college admissions because of the economy and whatnot, and it's true you're not eighteen anymore, bu... more » Evie Havok: I thought Nicole Kidman was 5'10''. IMDB lied to me? more » Hooplehead: Viggo speaks the truth. Much as it scares me. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Don't worry, Jess. My grandma told me a couple Christmases ago that she doesn't even bother trying to remember the names of the guys I'm dating becaus... more » morninggloria: Jessica Simpson has crossed the line from "star" to "starfucker." more » LaComtesse: Jessica: Is this chicken or fish? Billy: It's a Grammy, you idiot. Don't touch it. Why did I even bring you over here? Jessica: I'm about 15 years y... more » Scoithniamh: Ugh, damn, the Saga of Tiger Woods's junk continues. I have a verrrrry low standard for professional athletes: I assume that they're all cheating on ... more » -
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Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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#goodbadugly
The Lovely Bones? Lovely!
For a movie about a young girl who's raped and murdered, people sure looked happy at The Lovely Bones premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre. Rachel Weisz and Saoirse Ronan, in fact, looked amazing. And then there were the 90s flashbacks... More » -
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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married
- Someone broke into Kourtney Kardashian's home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [TMZ]
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Craig Ferguson Lets Loose About Susan Sarandon Fart
Last night on The Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson admitted to Tim Robbins that he farted on the Desperate Housewives at the Emmys... but only because Susan Sarandon made him do it. Clip at left. -
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Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
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Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
- Gerard Butler had to shoot a wedding photograph with Jennifer Aniston as a prop for their characters in The Bounty. Gerard says:
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Oprah's Smitten With Jay-Z; Jon Gosselin's Selling Pix For Cash
- Oprah's been gushing about meeting Shawn Carter:
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#ragtrade
Vogue Might Get Makeover; Lily's Chanel Ads Are Out
- Change! Stately old American Vogue is apparently seeking to revamp itself. Says Wayne Sterling, the mag wants "a new circle of models, an influx of fresh, young photographers and a desire for 'unpredictability' in the stories." Unpredictability. In Vogue. [TI]
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#susansarandon
Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
At least Susan Sarandon's new ping-pong club will have two guaranteed members. Quoth Janet: "George Clooney, Edward Norton - big closet ping-pong players." [New York] -
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Older Actresses Face "Age Appropriate" Fashion Choices
Anyone who has ever sat through a marathon of What Not To Wear knows the importance of wearing "age appropriate" clothing. But who's to say what is or isn't "age appropriate" for Hollywood's older actresses? More » -
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Michael Jackson Sued For Profits From Thriller
- Michael Jackson is supposed to share 50% of the profits from the Thriller video with director John Landis, but now he's suing because MJ hasn't paid in four years. As always, there's a weird twist.
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Great Gowns Galore At The Inaugural Balls!
The Inaugural Balls last night brought out some amazing fashions, a few head-scratchers, and a whole lotta love!
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Jennifer Lopez: Better Late Than Never?
- Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony had trouble getting into the Neighborhood Ball last night, because they were late. You gotta get there before the President! [Page Six]
