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more about #suricruise more comments → NewsBunny: Tiger Woods' PR people are making a clusterfuck out of this. They're building a mystery better than Raymond Chandler ever did, for Chrissakes. And w... more » lafleur: Pete...Peter... can't we all just get along and remember when you used to do this with Carl Barât? There, isn't that better? more » Snowbunny: I think high heels and pearls are every bit a legit childhood fashion choice as batman capes and pirate swords. more » NellMood: I took ballroom dancing against my will as a kid (older than Suri, from age 8-13) and heels were absolutely against the rules. I didn't even know they... more » Lolita Hazed: Re: Roman Polanski: OHHH GOOD FOR YOU. more » MargaretMoony: Strangely, Pete Doherty seems have a lot in common with my 9th grade History teacher. Both are incoherent most of the time and love the German natio... more » PhillyLass: I seem to recall previous Jezebel posters commenting on the oddity of Suri being carried all over the place. Now that the kid is walking on her own, w... more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): The Salahis are like Forrest Gump. There are pictures of them with everyone at every event in the last few years, no? more » Scout: i'm telling you CONjack is going to do something baaaaaad, worse....soon. Brittany....get out while you can girl! more » SUNNY1: Katie Holmes, you do not speak for me. When I was a kid, I thought jellies were the shit and high heels were evil. I still think that. more » LuvEwan: Ian McKellen, you are a beautiful human being. more » curiousgeorgiana: There is nothing good about the Go Daddy commercials. And the fact that they are effective is not something to be proud of. Oh, sorry. In my opinio... more » SUNNY1: "A source claims Tiger Woods yelled at his wife "You've ruined our Thanksgiving! Are you happy now?" " Tiger, what did you think Thanksgiving was? It... more » willwriteforfood: With that dirtbag item over the holiday about Pete Doherty stepping over some poor playwright's body to get to a party, it's clear the guy is a douche... more » PaintedTrollop: Pete Doherty's breath smells of vinegar and water. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
- Katie Holmes doesn't see anything wrong with 3-year-old Suri wearing high heels. "Like every little girl, she loves my high heels," says Katie. "They're actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids... I found them for her and she loves them." [Us]
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic.
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#whatsinaname
Name Games
For over $1,500, a London-based translation firm will perform a "baby-name audit" for parents, checking the meaning of a name in 100 languages or more. According to their linguists, Suri means "pickpocket," "turned sour" and "horse mackerels." [Reuters] -
#clothescall
Stylish Duds Will Be The Downfall Of Suri Cruise
You know how the tabloids are always expressing concern that Suri Cruise is "a miniature adult?" Well, we've discovered it has everything to do with her status as a fashion icon: More » -
#ragtrade
Lagerfeld Slams Big Women; Louboutin Slams Barbie's Ankles
- "No one wants to see curvy women," says Karl Lagerfeld, who has struggled with his weight. "You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly." [News.com.au]
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#dirtbag
Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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#dirtbag
Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
- Madonnahas dropped celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson: "Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her," says a source, "Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else." [PageSix]
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#ragtrade
Lohan's A "Living Doll" Says Ungaro CEO; Siriano Gets His Own Reality Show
- Ungaro's CEO says Lindsay Lohan was appointed creative director because, "Celebrities today attract lots of attention and having a moving, dancing, swinging, living doll is, we hope, going to bring down the age group at Ungaro while keeping the DNA."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Keith Urban Says Nicole's Not Pregnant; Funeral Plans Set For Michael
- Keith Urban says the rumors that wife Nicole Kidman is pregnant again are not true, but rather, "A little bit of tweaking [of photos] does that..."
