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more about #suckers more comments → BrendCh06: The answer is yes. Today's fans are in-sane. Case in point: #robertpattinsonpanties more » slapmeonthepatio: Um, anyone who thinks this level of merchandise is new has no real knowledge of cultural history. My British aunt had Beatles pantyhose in the 1960s w... more » LuvEwan: I want my motherfucking Obi-Wan bustier and I want it NOW. #robertpattinsonpanties more » madeofawesome: Truefax: Last night I had a dream RPattz hugged me for a creepily long time and when he let go, my clothes were dirty. I am not making this up. Also,... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: This kind of ridiculous nonsense has been around for a while. People get really invested in things and marketers see that need to possess something an... more » la.donna.pietra: I am reminded of Carrie Fisher's comment about the Princess Leia bubble bath bottle whose cap was her head, which screwed off. She wasn't sure if tha... more » dj_chick: I absolutely HAD to go into Nordstrom yesterday to check out all of the merchandise. There's so much of it! Rack upon rack of t-shirts with quotes a... more » Dodai: I forgot to add: Get off my lawn. #robertpattinsonpanties more » Sassy Pants: I heard that if you wear these underwear, you get impregnated with a rock-hard giant baby. Not worth the risk, in my opinion. #robertpattinsonpanties more » PlayNice: Maybe its not the fact that commercialism has gotten worse, but that we've grown up and now see it for what it is. You've gotta be just like everyone... more » babyruthless: You want to hear a shocking "fan" item that is simultaneously amazing and horrifying: Yesterday, a little (10? 11?) girl rolled up her pant leg. Sh... more » BlueMorpho: I take it that the Edward panties refuse to fit until you're married. Try and wear them before, and suffer the wrath of vampire wedgies, you trollop. more » Friday: I don't know if I have ever been, or will ever be a big enough fan of ANYTHING to have a celebrity's face screen-printed on the lining of my undies. #... more » o-line: I think licensed merchandise has gone way too far. Weezer is really pushing their own line of Snuggies, and that makes me sad on so many levels. Back ... more » lilyHaze: Nordstrom also sell full-size cutouts of Edward and Jacob. I think it is hilarious. I recall absolute joy at the NKOTB t-shirt my parents got me for ... more » -
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Do Today's Fans Take Things Too Far?
We've seen the lurking wall shadow, the sparkly vamp dildo, the stalker werewolf tee and the creepy felt uterus. Now: Robert Pattinson panties. Have things gotten out of hand? More » -
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Vampires Are Everywhere. It's Best To Be Prepared.
Look, between True Blood, Twilight and The Vampire Diaries, it's wise to have your crosses in a row. A few thousand dollars will get you a steampunky-looking 19th century vampire-killing kit. Better safe than sorry! [Boing Boing] -
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Vampire Wedding Scare-emoney Was Bloody Good Fun
When 61-year-old Jack Holsinger and 44-year-old Connie Spitznagel got hitched Saturday, the groom arrived in a hearse; the minister was dressed as Jason from Friday the 13th; instead of a kiss, the bride received a bite on the neck. [AP] -
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"Vampires Simultaneously Occur In All Forms And Tap Into Our Every Need"
"…Soap opera storylines, sexual liberation, noir detective fiction… The myth seems to be twittering promiscuously to serve all avenues of life, from cereal boxes to romantic fiction." — From an op-ed by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan. [NY Times] -
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Women Play Mostly Supporting Role Within Male-Dominated Vampire "Trend"
Today's New York Times has a "Thursday Styles" section story about a "trend with teeth": Vampires.
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