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more about #suchas more comments → BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): #farts I just wanted to start a #farts tag. #suchas #groupthink more » stacyinbean: This is scary. Also, highly amusing. Such as. #suchas #groupthink more » BAngieB: Bless her heart. more » DennisSpezza: Hm, seems like there's a wide-open opportunity here for some enterprising folks to sell themselves as "pageant answer coaches", selling flash cards, p... more » sequined: That laugh sequence is terrifying. more » LaComtesse: It's all about taking one key word from the question, apply it to the nation as a whole and running with it. So... Learning. "Learning without thought... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I want these dingbats to earn their crown and scholarship by going to volunteer at homeless shelters, ER's , schools and generally helping people and ... more » beatrice2000: To be honest, I was bad in philosophy, and would probably give a bad answer to a question like that. It's a dumb answer she gave, but I don't want to ... more » LaComtesse: Wow. Little did we know that in the world of these pageants, Miss South Carolina belongs to their version of MENSA. Seriously? Seriously? more » elitza owns the last Enzo shirt: I used to mourn for the future of America. It's now spread global. Such as. more » notheretomakefriends: Confucius: "Hablar sin pensar es una ocupacion inutil" more » Eric Northman is mine: Confucious? I think the more important question is who comes up with these questions? more » birminghamdrunk: the look on her face was dead serious, too. /epic fail oh yeah. that laugh sequence is gold. how bizarre, such as. more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: I think all paegeants should just adopt the True Beauty format to choose a winner. This, of course, has nothing to do with higher entertainment valu... more » SarahHeartburn: I'm a teacher. I want to shoot myself. more » -
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"Such As" Is A Global Phenomenon
A reader tipped us to the story of Miss Panama contestant Giosue Cozzarelli, who, like the beauty queens representing the US Americans, such as, had an...interesting answer when she attempted to explain a Confucius saying. More » -
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Miss California Stars In Anti-Gay Marriage Ad
Well, some people are psyched that Miss California USA Carrie Prejean is against same-sex marriage. Who? The people behind he National Organization for Marriage. They've put her in their brand-spanking new ad: More » -
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Miss California Gossips About Fellow Pageant Contestant
Miss California Carrie Prejean made headlines for expressing her views on gay marriage. In this clip, from the Miss USA website, she talks shit on another pageant contestant with her friend, Miss Hawaii. More » -
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Miss California Doesn't "Believe" In Gay Marriage ("No Offense")
Last night's Miss USA pageant: judge Perez Hilton poses a question to Miss California, Carrie Prejean, about gay marriage. Prejean responds, "We live in a land where we can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage." More »
