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more about #strippers Vidya108: Without reading more details on the incident, I bet I could make a guess about the race of the arrested pregnant lady. Somehow I just don't see cops d... more » PortraitHat: TO THE STRIPPER MOBILE! AWAY! #strippers more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: So...if the woman gives birth while commiting a crime, does that make her baby an accessory? *crickets* Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. #s... more » SaturdaysChild: Do you think the guy who left the message at the abortion clinic had regrets about the lame-ness of his message after he hung up the phone? Do you thi... more » EmpressZombie: I read the story about the woman feeding the ducks while I'm sympathetic to the lack of job and not being able to pay the fine, I hate people who fee... more » EmpressZombie: I live in Bristol, hmm, I'm not sure what to think. I know Weston-super-Mare is quite a small place and Bristol has got very good hospitals, (tons of ... more » phantom lady: ""Stripper-mobile?" Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like." Maybe I've helped too many friends decorate their babies rooms, but to me it sounds someth... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: The story of the woman who did the pedophile sting on her husband is amazing! Can you imagine realizing the person you have loved for decades is capa... more » maneki neko: Um...stripper-mobiles may be dangerous? What on earth, between women dancing without restraints in a moving vehicle and the distraction that women da... more » redqueenmeg: Jesus H. I'm 5'9" and I got up to 240 pounds with my last pregnancy. OMG STOP THE PRESSES. That's a BMI of 35.4. And I had a perfectly normal labo... more » curiousgeorgiana: On the hospital banning births for women over a certain BMI. At first take I was mad at this, but from the hospital's perspective, this isn't about d... more » lj1968: "found Williams bleeding from premature labor and insisted she be taken to the hospital's labor and delivery unit," The cops didn't know she was preg... more » Casquivana: That story about Melanie Dawn Williams reminds me of the time a friend accidentally caught his hand on fire and another friend went to his "rescue" by... more » Copper: Good for the lady who caught her husband being a dirty perv and leaving him. I am really glad she left him. #strippers more » dancerevolution: To be fair, the woman DID sue for both unlawful arrest and the use of excessive force. It was found that she could not sue for excessive force; only ... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: "Our foremost concern is for the safety of mothers who deliver here and their babies," However, we couldn't give a fuck about the ones who we DON'T L... more » cand86: That was a pretty slick ad. #advertising more » la vie en hypnose: Damn strippers. Always getting in the way of people thinking of the children. #advertising more » Turtle Wexler: How very single white female. more » Thus Spake KATE!: someone tell the producers of the show girls sequel! looks like we've found the next nomi! more » -
#leftovers
Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism β’Β Woman Arrested While In Labor
β’ Did you know there was a such thing as a "Stripper-mobile?" Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. But some people are worried that driving around in a clear plastic truck while pole dancing may not be safe. More » -
#adworld
Don't Give Your Money To A Stripper...
Give It To Charity! Although, the point of this German ad for the children-aiding Heart's Desire Association seems to be that they end up in the same place anyway, right? More » -
#stilettostabbing
Crimes Of Fashion
Chetania Davis, 22, has been given a year of probation for stabbing her 52-year-old coworker with a stiletto heel. Davis reportedly attacked the new performer at the Ohio strip club because she didn't think they needed more dancers. [AP] -
#leftovers
Chinese Bride Wears Record Breaking Dress β’ Wine Improves Sex, Study Says
β’ A Chinese bride may set a new record for saying "I do" while wearing the most insane gown. The groom purchased the dress, which is adorned with a record-breaking 9,999 silk flowers and a 1.2 mile train. β’ More » -
#truecrime
Stripper On Trial For Assaulting Best Man
An Australian stripper has pleaded not guilty to raping the best man at a bachelor party with a sex toy. Her lawyer claims that any penetration that may have occurred was... accidental. [APP via The Daily What] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features a toddler who wants Botox, a toddler who has giant muscles, a toddler who acts like Anna Nicole Smith, and more. More » -
#leftovers
Club Gets Off Scot-Free After Hiring Underage Stripper β’ Abortion Providers Are Growing Scarce, Study Says
β’ Due to a legal loophole, teens are currently allowed to work as strippers in Rhode Island. The issue first came to light when a 16-year-old runaway was found working at Cheaters Gentlemen's Club in Providence. β’ More » -
#mommaknowsbest
"How Do I Tell My Mom That I Am A Stripper?"
Jessica here! In honor of the publication of the book collecting emails, texts and IMs from mothers I co-wrote with Doree Shafrir, Love, Mom, here are our own mothers' answers to your mom-related questions.
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#petaproblems
PETA Misses The Point
As part of its never-ending quest to be both exploitative and irrelevant, PETA has hired professional strippers for their "I'd rather go naked" campaign, thus rendering the entire thing totally nonsensical. [AdFreak] -
#hookersvictimsdoormats
Want An Oscar Nomination? Play A Stripper Or A Prostitute
A Wall Street Journal piece titled "Stripping Your Way To Success" begins: "Marisa Tomei hopes to join the host of actresses honored for playing strippers and prostitutes." Hopes to be part of that crew? Really? More » -
#strippers
Strippers: Just Like You, Minus Paying for Stuff
If you've wondered where strippers go once they're off the clock, Blackbook finds out. (Spoiler alert: all the same tacky, boring places you go. The difference is that they almost always get comped.) [BlackBook] -
#takeitoff
Get Fit In 2009 By Stripping
Looking for a way to lose a few pounds and celebrate Women's Self Empowerment Week? Order your at-home exotic dancing workout DVD now and get a stripper pole for just a dollar!
