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more about #stimulus superconnected (is it time to leave?): As a representative from the Jezebel Department of Canadian Affairs (Niagara Region OR Queen's University chapter), I'd like to inform the 'Mericans t... more » PilgrimSoul: Ah, Canada. So awesome, and yet I don't want to fall back into your loving embrace. Although I did work at a beavertails as a teenager. more » Blueberrypie: I was there when he got the tail! You can see the back of my head in one of the pics. Was awesome. That would never have happened in the US, (well, pe... more » JoaquinPhoenix's Hairstylist: That was a FAKE deficit? Its fucking worse???? more » ihateyourescalade: Burris is obviously a Republican. more » eatsshootsleaves: Hey, the approval rating of Congress has actually risen as of late... more » Hooplehead: Isn't every day inappropriate humor day on Jezebel? Especially WRTO politics? more » R_Claw: Ha! Canada is funny. more » Raspberry Swirly: Those Mounties look so sad. It's okay, Canada, we can share Obama! more » Devonna: I love it when Megan calls me a 'sick fuck.' That just made my morning. more » brinkswomanship: "North Korea bristled at being described as "an outpost of tyranny" by the Bush administration, and one analyst said Clinton's comments could trigger ... more » morninggloria: Let's eliminate congress and just have everyone vote for stuff online, or dial it in like American Idol. more » morninggloria: The story is always the same: Republicans state publicly that they don't want pork, that pork is immoral, that pork is terrible, that pork shouldn't e... more » BeckySharper: A little late for Argentina to get on the "no anti-Semites" wagon, but I'm assuming most of the Nazi war criminals they sheltered have died by now, wh... more » rosasparks: Vicki Iseman, doth protest too much. more » stacyinbean: This Israel thing has me really upset. Netanyahu is not exactly the guy I've always hoped would bring peace to that area. Also, did anyone see Pat Buc... more » rosasparks: Man, Netanyahu.... more » J.D.Regent: Awww, Regina! I actually know some folks up there. more » rosasparks: I would prefer that Obama have some Yellow Tail, with me, this evening. He can sit on my couch while I chug-a-lug. This has been one helluva week. God... more » Whiskey and Popcorn: For pastry, it sure is unfortunately named...heh.Im still giggling.Yes, I'm 12. more » -
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Obama Meets The Mounties, Gets Some Beaver Tail
Today is Inappropriate Humor Friday, what with Roland Burris not resigning, Republicans loving pork, Argentina getting snitty and Obama up in Canada with the Mounties and some beaver tail. At least he's not in Regina. More » -
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Conservative Columnist Equates Stimulus With Sexual Assault
Kevin McCullough is an expert on rape. Though he doesn't say from where he gets his expertise, he's certain that Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama just gang-raped us Americans... and we liked it. More » -
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Hillary Takes Asia, Barack Takes Colorado, And Washington Goes To Hell In A Handbasket
With Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama on the road, Washington is pretty much going to hell between ethics investigations, cease and desist orders and a governor refusing to take money so he can be President. More » -
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Ghosts Of Recessions And Cabinet Picks Past
Kathleen Sebelius might be back in Washington, and she'll be much more warmly received than any economic data or evidence that Republican Senators once voted for a stimulus larger than Obama's package. More » -
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Mammals & Madams & Menswear, Oh My!
It's easy to get distracted from the depressing reports about unemployment, Army suicides, torture, money laundering and man-made natural disasters when there are cuddly creatures, sex workers and men's fashion in the news this morning. More » -
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Sarah Palin Thinks Ashley Judd Should STFU Already
President Obama's got a brand new stimulus plan that Republicans plan to mess up, Sarah Palin is steamed at Ashley Judd, and everyone - including me - wants everyone else to STFU already. More »
