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Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
- Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."
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More Women Claim Flings With Tiger; Mayer Brings Sam & Lindsay Together
- The Tiger Woods case may be closed, but a Los-Angeles based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, is telling Us Weekly that she had a 31-month fling with Tiger. And:
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#rememberthetime
Michael Jackson's Memorial, Like His Life, Was Weird, Fun, Sad
Famous friends and family—most notably Michael's daughter Paris—publicly eulogized the late singer at one of the biggest memorial services in history. The performances and speeches were moving and tasteful. More » -
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A Star Is Mourned: Inside Michael Jackson's Memorial
All different kinds of celebrities showed up at the Staples Center today to pay respects to the King of Pop. A gallery, after the jump. More » -
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Live Blog: Michael Jackson Memorial
It's the "biggest" story of the day: Michael Jackson's memorial service, that is. The King of Pop's send-off will cost taxpayers somewhere between $2.5 and $4 million - and the media (including Mariah, Usher, and Stevie) is all over it. More »CircusService -
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Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a Florida chemist named Jennifer Sunday, who claims the actress stole the formula for Sevin Nyne tanning mist.
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Rupert Grint Now Studying Defense Against The Swine Flu
- Harry Potter starRupert Grint recently came down with a "mild" case of the swine flu, but has since recovered, thanks to
a quick healing potion whipped up by Professor Snapea few days of rest.
- Harry Potter starRupert Grint recently came down with a "mild" case of the swine flu, but has since recovered, thanks to
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Time Releases Commemorative Issue To Celebrate Michael Jackson
- Time magazine will release a commemorative issue honoring Michael Jackson on Monday, featuring interviews with celebrities such as Stevie Wonder, Whitney Houston, and Tina Turner. It will be the magazine's first commemorative issue released since 9/11. [Time]
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Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
- Kate Winslet tells Allure that when filming The Reader, she had to regrow her pubic hair:
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Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
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Stevie & Barack: Songs In The Glee Of Life
[Washington, D.C., February 25. Image via Getty]
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Hillary Isn't Taking A Holiday So Why Should We?
Hillary's off to Asia, Geithner is staying put, Obama went to Chicago, Stevie's coming to DC, Roland Burris is in Hell and David Axelrod is all over the map. It's been quite the holiday weekend! More » -
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Kate Moss Is Either Knocked Up Or Full Of Beer
Kate Moss is three months pregnant, says a paper with a questionable reputation. But! More » -
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Usher Does Terrorist Fist-Pump in D.C.
[Washington, D.C., January 18. Image via Getty]
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Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
- Sources say Paula Abdul is basically done with American Idol. Just like when she sees a mediocre contestant, it's all: "Thank you, but no." [MSNBC Scoop]
