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more about #steventyler more comments → pesematology: Nice to know that being six feet tall makes you immune to weight gain? more » pinkcrickets: Well said, Viggo! You just got sexier. more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Oh man. I always wondered what it was Charlton Heston felt like at the end of "Planet of The Apes." After reading that item about Jessica Simpson an... more » ___: I think its hugely ironic that the Democrats are still so focused on Sarah Palin while Obama's approval rating just dropped below 50% for the first ti... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Jessica's friends have the problem? No. I have the problem. Attack me if you want for gettin' all serious about this... but Billy Corgan cannot date J... more » jcb820: Sigh, Viggo. Smart+well-informed+multi-lingual+cheekbones= welcome to my fantasy land. more » Kayleigh R. Carter: You know what? You know what? Fuck these people who are tired of Jessica because she's had too many boyfriends. Oops! I forgot women were supposed to ... more » madeofawesome: No wonder Jess has such a hard time keeping her shiz together. Her friends are bishes. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, Dennis, I don't expect you to do it because I barely remember who you are. more » DinosaurDanceParty: I don't really follow Russell Brand but everything I read that he says kind of annoys me. Like he is thinking maaaannn am I OUTRAGEOUS! My girlfriend'... more » Snacky_Onassis: Call me when Jessica Simpson is dating Adam Green... Until then, yawn. more » hughman: i would never in a million years have pictured Susan Sarandon as the grandmother in Lovely Bones. i was always thinking an Elaine Stritch type. god i... more » midwesternmom: Any UK Jezzies can correct me on this, but didn't Bob Geldof end up with custody of his ex-wife's daughter by Michael Hutchence? Kinda odd to be slam... more » TransFat: Ah hoodrat. Haven't seen that term in awhile. Thanks Dennis for reminding me how creative misogyny can be. more » Tchotchke: I'm listening to Gish in memorial. more » -
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Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
- Harpo, Inc. has released a statement saying Oprah Winfrey will make an announcement about the future of her TV show tomorrow. An insider says she told her staff today that next season will be her last.
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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
Aerosmith's Joe Perry says that Steven Tyler has quit the band, though he doesn't "know for how long, indefinitely or whatever." Tyler has been with Aerosmith since 1970; Perry claims the band will try to carry on without him. [UPI] -
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Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
- Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!
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Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
- Chris Brown was sentenced today to 5 years probation and 180 days of community labor. The judge said she's aware of the rumors that he and Rihanna are in touch and won't tolerate a violation of the protective order.
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Jon "Midlife Crisis" Gosselin Shops For Sports Car; Kourtney K. Is Pregnant
- Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman have been shopping for a Mercedes or a Porche. Kate Gosselin just bought a Toyota Land Cruiser that seats 8+, but it seems Jon isn't planning on ferrying kids to soccer practice. [Radar Online]
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Rihanna Back In Spotlight; Brat Packers Remember John Hughes
- Rihanna will appear on the September 14 launch of The Jay Leno Show — her first performance since being assaulted by Chris Brown in February. But she won't be alone:
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Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
- Oprah is being sued for $1 trillion. That is one trillion dollars. Here's the deal:
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Bret Michaels In Bus Crash; Joyce DeWitt Arrested For DUI
- A car lost control this weekend and hit Bret Michaels' tour bus on a highway in Canada, causing a five car pile up. No one was injured. [People]
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Angela Chase Is Totally Getting Married Or Whatever
- Claire Danes and her boyfriend, actor Hugh Dancy, are engaged to be married. Both Jordan Catalano and Brian Krakow are extremely bummed right now. No word yet on how Tino feels about all this, though.[People]
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Jeremy Piven Poisoned? Sounds Fishy, Say Experts
- None other than the National Fisheries Institute has responded to Entourage actor Jeremy "Thermometer" Piven's claims that he has suffered from mercury poisoning.
