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more about #stepprograms Eric Northman is mine: Dance your ass off? What if you like your big fat ass? more » thequeenofstartingover: "Unleash your inner thin?" Did John Bender from 'The Breakfast Club' write that? Just pop in some Janet Jackson/Paula Abdul/Madonna/Jody Watley and yo... more » bluebears: I just like to dance to release my inner Sarah Jessica Parker from Girls Just Want to Have Fun. more » LittleNemo: Wave your arms in the air, ladies! Let me hear you shout: JAZZERCISE. Dance Your Ass Off? Ur sayin it rong. more » Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Why can't fat people dance just to dance/have fun/compete? Must fat people multi-task everything with weightloss? more » greengrey: I hate dancing. There. I said it. I am THE WORST DANCER. I won't even do it when drunk. I'm too lanky, so I'm more likely to just trip on myself. I al... more » Newsgirl: I've never been motivated by a weight loss show. I've just always sat back and thought, well, it must be nice to have several personal trainers, cater... more » Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!: thanx a lot Dodai. now i am sitting here remebering all of the dances from the 80's and trying to make them into headlines similar to this. Do the Wop... more » Lady Skittlehattington: I disconnected my cable just in time. more » superconnected (is it time to leave?): I'm a little embarassed to admit, but I like this idea. Perhaps because I gained 20 pounds of pure lard this year and plan to get healthy again over t... more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Will your inner thin burst, Alien-style, out of your chest upon completion of this competition? more » wednesdayam: "'Then they shake and rattle their rolls in front of a live studio audience...'" THAT line from the story made me stabby. more » BellaTricks: My feelings are mixed. Yes, dancing can be an awesome workout, but if you're doing it solely for the calorie-burning purposes, couldn't it kill the jo... more » gumbytime: nope. outer-fat always wins. more » bananastand: My inner thin drowned in a tragic caramel and marshmallow fluff incident. more » stoprobbers: I don't know about this "unleash your inner thin" shit, but at least they'll have some smokin' dance moves by the end. more » Whiskey and Popcorn: We gas! We gas ! That's how we shrink our ass! The smaller the better, beans we will net-er, or else we must smoke grass! more » Newsgirl: Are people not allowed to dance in anything but ice skater outfits? Cause that's what it sort of seems like. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Or you can dance because it is fun? Occasionally there are people in my belly dance class who will start because they just want to lose weight or get... more » mbprice: And Richard Simmons is going to Sue Your Ass Off for stealing the same idea he's been working with for 30+ years. more »
