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more about #stepheniemeyer more comments → sweetnsassy2: The way she introduces celebrities is like the number 1 reason Oprah annoys the shit out of me. Which makes this compiliation=awesomeness more » freewrite: Thank you, JEZEBEEEEELLLLLLLLL! more » LatestBy: This is art. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I always thought Debra Wilson from MadTV did a wonderful job of imitating the Oprah yell. Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Re... more » Snowbunny: I love that. It just shows that no matter how famous she got she still was excited to meet other famous people. more » Penny: I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this." Yeah, I loved it. more » femme-bot: When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!? more » wishing upon: I borrow my mom's Oprah Show 20th anniversary DVD occasionally, and I gotta say, it's better than a damn self-help book. I'm gonna miss you Oprah! more » beautifullittlefool: can we talk about the sweater she is wearing in the tom cruise 1988 bit? and by talk, i mean, holy f-ing best sweater evvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrr.... more » RousseMacabre: Best thing about the Oprah Show. LLLIIIIIIIIIZZ LLLEEEMMMOONNN!!! more » kookla: I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE!... more » Anna: We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever: [jezebel.com] more » lobstr: Awesome compilation! Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was th... more » TexasCrude: Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs? more » this_charming_one: There should be an iPhone app where you record your name and then have a playback of Oprah screaming it like in the videos. Hey, there's an app to so... more » -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#dirtbag
Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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#dirtbag
Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
- Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.
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#sparklyvampires
What Do People Want From Stephenie Meyer?
Twilight author Stephenie Meyer recently found herself in the spotlight after appearing on Oprah to help promote the upcoming film based on her novel New Moon. But Meyer otherwise chooses to live a very private life. What's wrong with that? More » -
#dirtbag
Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL
- Chris Brown sat down with MTV's Sway to discuss his assault on Rihanna, noting that he's still unsure as to how the public perceives him and that he believes that "abuse of any kind is always wrong." [MTV]
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#sparklyvampires
Twilight: Unbound In Online Video Comic
For those too lazy to actually read the Stephenie Meyer comic book biography released as part of the Female Force series, now you can download the "digital video comic" version of Twilight: Unbound for $2 on iTunes and Amazon. [UPI] -
#dirtbag
TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were surprise guests at a "massive" Scientology party in England last week.
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#weightymatters
Do Biographical Comic Books Have A Responsibility To Depict Weight Honestly?
The first scenes from the Stephenie Meyer edition of the Female Force comic book series have been released, and one reader wrote in to point out that Meyer's cartoon body doesn't exactly represent her actual figure. More » -
#thingsthatsuck
"We Don't Have A Policy Of Censorship But…"
Twilight's been banned in Aussie Elementary schools. One teacher says:"We wanted to make sure [kids] realize it's fictitious and ensure they don't have a wrong grasp on reality." Wait, what?!?! A: He's a vampire. B: He's (mostly) celibate! [News.com.au] -
#xwomen
The Origin Of Sarah Palin — And Now Stephenie Meyer
Bluewater Productions will issue graphic novel biographies of Stephenie Meyer and JK Rowling at the end of this year, adding to a Female Force series that also includes Sarah Palin. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
- After shooting a fight scene for The Bounty, a source says Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [Radar Online]
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#breakingrules
Did Twilight Writer Plagiarize Her Fourth Book?
Author Jordan Scott claims Stephenie Meyer copied scenes from Scott's The Nocturne in Twilight installment Breaking Dawn. Alleged similarities, however, include "a post-wedding sex scene," which Meyer may actually have plagiarized from the lives of millions of newlyweds. [TMZ] -
#sparklyvampires
Stephenie Meyer Joins The Female Force
Get ready to be "dazzled": Twilight author Stephenie Meyer will join the ranks of Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, and Sarah Palin with her very own issue in the Female Force comic book series. [ComicBook.Com] -
#freelz
Twilight: The Show About The Movie About The Book
ReelzChannel will air a weekly show on the making of the movie Twilight. Stephenie Meyer just needs to write a book about the show in order to bring this jerk full-circle. [NYT] -
#leftovers
"Foxy Knoxy" Defense Not Doing Well • World's "Oldest Mother" Reported Dead At 69
Alleged murdererAmanda Knox isn't getting much help: her expert witness contradicted her co-defendant's expert witness, her co-defendant's lawyer has stopped showing up, and her sister arrived in court dressed in a red, white, and blue outfit with hot pants. • More » -
#bookem
The Future Of Literature Lies In Lauren Conrad's Hands
"Her debut novel, L.A. Candy, tops the New York Times best-seller list for the second week since its June 16 release. This begs an oh-so-obvious question: Might the Hills hottie be the next Stephenie Meyer?" [E!] -
#sucksess
Twilight Author's Reign Continues
Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books held the top four spots on USA Today's best-seller list for the second quarter in a row. This is partially due to the fact that when you read a Twilight book, you turn into one. [Mediabistro] -
#dirtbag
Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
- Gossipeuse Janet Charlton claims Jennifer Hudson is knocked up. JHud is currently on tour; her fiancé, "Punk" from I Love New York, is training to become a professional wrestler. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
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#dirtbag
Kim Kardashian: "Leave Jessica Alone!"
- Kim Kardashian on Jessica Simpson's body: "Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture, I was like, 'Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!'" Kim continues:
