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more about #stephencolbert gangey: I clicked through to the ear-candling video because I've been curious about the process ever since I worked at a Wild Oats. Huh. Looks exactly like yo... more » t-yo3: If Jay-Z has really changed his name to Shawn Knowles-Carter (as opposed to just B changing hers), then my liking for him has just increased astronomi... more » bangle: My Christmas wish is for Paul Henry to stop being so embarrassing. more » marciax3: "Beyonce wanted to keep the Knowles name alive because her parents had no boys." I hear that one is due in a couple of months, Bey. more » CynicalPink: Again...Brittany Murphy is dead...but Pete Fucking Doherty is still alive!? more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: dear carrie underwood, first of all, best wishes for your engagement. now, I know you are somewhat traditional, but I just wanted to ask you as a fri... more » alwayswrite: "New Zealand TV host Paul Henry, who said Susan Boyle was "starved of oxygen at birth" and "she is in fact retarded," has apologized saying, 'I am sor... more » Penny: Drugs are an easy way to keep weight off and your energy up. I wish it were not so, but it's true. I can honestly say that if I were in film for wha... more » la.donna.pietra: I remember when the original Supergirl movie came out. My mom had given me some sort of promotional magazine with Helen Slater on the cover, and I wa... more » Scout: some "friends" of Brittany. gah. more » token_illiterate_commenter: Entertainer of the year? I'm sure that Taylor Swift is a great person, but has anybody else heard her try to sing live? It ain't pretty. It's not so m... more » zayante: That ear candle video is so weird and a little disturbing. I though Jess had officially gone Chicken of the Sea crazy, until I wikipedia-ed ear candle... more » SUNNY1: "Good Morning Japan" Am I missing something? Was that funny? Because I am not slapping my knee right now. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: I heard she was fired from GMA for wearing too much makeup and simulating oral sex with a ballerina. They're not into that kind of edginess. more » FroderickFronkensteen: The things I would do to hang out with Craig Ferguson for a day... Such things would involve puppets and extensive costume changes, most likely. more » AllieCaulfield: God, do I ever hate Jimmy Kimmel. How can this boob be on the air? more » Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Damnit Ann Curry, my sister sent me a gorgeous card with that written on it for my birthday, don't go ruining that nice buzz for me. more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: Hey, Ann Curry...you know what Eleanor Roosevelt also once said? "Good morning." more » curiousgeorgiana: Stephen Colbert and John Mayer are the awesome duo of twitter. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): For a millisecond I thought that Eleanor Roosevelt quote meant it was from Eleanor Roosevelt's Twitter. And then I remembered that ER passed more tha... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
- Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.
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#longgoodbyes
Jimmy Kimmel Hates GMA Now That Diane Sawyer's Been "Fired"
In the only break from two hours of teary-eyed tributes, late-night comedians bid Diane Sawyer funny farewells on her last day at Good Morning America. "I don't know why they fired you," said Jimmy Kimmel, "But I hate everyone there." -
#tweetbeat
Paris Hilton Listens to Her iPod While Skiing
Today in Tweetbeat: Ann Curry inspires, Michelle Branch dreams of setting up house with Katy Perry, John Mayer farts, Mindy Kaling mourns the death of romance, and Paris Hilton skis to a soundtrack. More » -
#nolaughingmatter
Guess How Many Female Writers There Are On Late Night?
The New York Times' Bill Carter crunched the numbers on how many women there are in late night comedy writers' rooms. As you might guess, it's pretty ugly. (And, as it turns out, smelly). More » -
#clips
Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
A Glamour poll about the most "totes hot" guys on late night TV sent Stephen into a Ben & Jerry's-fueled shame spiral yesterday evening. More » -
#dirtbag
Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
- Gerard Butler had to shoot a wedding photograph with Jennifer Aniston as a prop for their characters in The Bounty. Gerard says:
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#bitchplease
Tucker Carlson Gets Teste About Gendered History
Last night, Stephen Colbert took on textbooks after being tipped off by Tucker "The Tool" Carlson that the educational materials are being revised to be more gender-neutral. Carlson, you see, feels marginalized, but Colbert has some suggestions! More » -
#thestank
Stephen Colbert Knows Girls Don't Fart, Do Racism
On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen took on the stench of racism in American society, comparing it, of course, to the bodily function that dare not speak its name: the fart. Not that girls know anything about farts! More » -
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#militaryprecision
Colbert Brings Don't Ask Don't Tell Debate, Major Balls, To American Troops
Stephen Colbert, performing in front of a live, all-military audience this week, obviously knows that he has to go big, or go home. More » -
#maghag
Newsweek Gets The Colbert Treatment
"Now go read my magazine. Although to get the full effect, you should have someone you admire yell it at you."-Stephen Colbert, introducing himself as the guest editor of the latest issue of Newsweek.[Newsweek] -
#dirtbag
Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Mel Delivers "Crazed Rant" At Church; Nicole Kidman Denies Adoption Rumors
- Mel Gibson "completely lost it" this weekend, according to a fellow churchgoer, who said he stood up in front of the congregation and "paced back and forth, furiously telling the congregation that he would not stand by and be judged and scrutinized."
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#bloggerenvy
Why Would You Feel Sorry For Meghan McCain?
Today, NY Times "Domestic Disturbances" columnist Judith Warner writes that she feels sorry for Meghan McCain because, she says, Meghan's interview with Colbert proves she's "not-ready-for-prime-time" and just embarrassing herself by being herself. Huh? More » -
#sextalk
Meghan McCain Talks Sex, Marriage With Colbert
Last night, Meghan McCain appeared on Colbert to explain why Republicans who insist that the government interfere with the ability of same sex couples to marry don't epitomize the Republican ideal of small government. -
#dirtbag
Jamie Foxx Apologizes To Miley Cyrus Via Jay Leno
- Jamie Foxx apologized on the Tonight Show for his statements about Miley Cyrus (he called her a "little white bitch" and suggested she should "go catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat"), telling Jay Leno:
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#dirtbag
Madonna Prepares To Expand Her Family
- Madonna is making moves in Malawi: This picture at the link shows 4-year-old Mercy, the girl she's trying to adopt, holding hands with possible new sister Lourdes. [Daily Mail]
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#criticalmass
Monsters Vs. Aliens Features 3-D Graphics, Flat Plot
Monsters vs. Aliens, which opens today, is DreamWorks' first film designed to be shown in 3-D, but despite a female protagonist and fantastic cast of funny men, critics say it's two-dimensional. More »
