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more about #stephanieseymour hello.kitty: Somebody help me please! I am surrounded by these douchey millionaire husbands who are shafting their exes--Peter Brant, Steve Phillips, Jim Nantz, a... more » willwriteforfood: It seems so unfair that such detestable people should have the wherewithal to purchase such great art. I hate that all those Cindy Shermans and Basqui... more » sassyredhead: When I got divorced it was basically who wants the salad spinner and who wants the electric can opener. #stephanieseymour more » badmutha: Add Ms. Seymour to the list of beautiful people who are probably aliens because they never age. If this woman has an addiction problem, I need one too... more » Tchotchke: There is literally nothing about this mess that doesn't make me vomit. They are so fucking despicable that they absolutely deserve one another. It's a... more » Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: I toss my Picassos like salad. #stephanieseymour more » Scoithniamh: I effing love it when even the lawyers say their clients are liars. Gotta love it when you've been doing it for so long that cynicism wins over a zea... more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: She should have stuck with Axl Rose. Their divorce would probably have been more sane. #stephanieseymour more » JinxyMcDeath: Where is her bellybutton? #stephanieseymour more » Penny: I can't take these fucking people seriously. #stephanieseymour more » slowpoke.r: I apologize in advance for taking a part of this post seriously and therefore for this rant, but I can't not post this. Why would anyone have a probl... more » LikeChai: Does that puppy sculpture also come in kitty or bunny? Cos when I win the lottery, I'm buying one in every colour, to match each of my houses, on Mak... more » GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): Shit like this makes me want to proudly embrace my socialist tendencies. #stephanieseymour more » raincoaster: Stephanie Seymour is over 30. She cannot wear Alaïa anymore. Duh. #stephanieseymour more » meritxell: an erotic life: Ugh, eat the rich. #stephanieseymour more » JinxyMcDeath: Holy fucking shit. This really pisses me off. I'm all for enjoying your hard-earning wealth (it was hard-earning, right?), but I don't understand th... more » i dream of gene shalit: Wow, um hello house. I'm from VA, and was just scrolling through the pictures - I did a double take a Mount Vernon. That is a pretty spot-on imitati... more » easternsike: Some people get robbed in their Alaias! "Oh, no. You don't understand this is an Alaia." "An a-what-a?" "It's like a totally important designer." more » RenoDakota: I just had a brilliant idea. Brant's next wife should be Kim Zolciak. He is richer than Big Poppa and would easily be able to afford her monthly wig b... more » PhillyLass: So, I looked at that first pic and thought, "WOW! He really did build a replica of Mt. Vernon." I'm feeling unusually slow on the uptake today. #steph... more » -
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More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
Neither Stephanie Seymour nor Peter Brant is talking to the media right now. That's what the obscenely wealthy ex-couple has lawyers for! Vanity Fair parses the parries and thrusts; any excuse to run nude (nsfw) photos of a supermodel, right? More » -
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The Supermodel's Household Savings Plan
Stephanie Seymour's divorce from media multimillionaire Peter Brant is ongoing, but the case is revealing a wealth of information about the ex-couple's, well, wealth. Every month, Brant spends $500,000 keeping his polo ponies and $30,000 on "household supplies."
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Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
- Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant is getting even uglier. After police were called to the couple's home following Seymour's complaint that Brant's security assaulted her, Brant has accused the model of drug use and is seeking sole child custody:
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McQueen Goes After Madden; Supermodel Spends $50K A Month On Clothes
- Creator of this season's mightiest shoes, Alexander McQueen, is suing Steve Madden. McQueen's lawyers say the only reason the Madden is a knock-off and not a pure counterfeit is the omission of the logo'd zipper pull. (L-R: McQueen, Madden.) [WWD]
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Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
- The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.
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Fashion's Night Out's Celeb Lineup Announced; Tori Clothing Line A Reality
- The details of Fashion's Night Out — aka Anna Wintour's Plan To Save Retail — have been announced. Over 700 stores in all five boroughs will be participating in events that range from sewing circles to cook-ins to rock shows:
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Modeling And The Tragedy Of Karen Mulder
The news that '90s supermodel Karen Mulder was arrested in Paris for making death threats to her plastic surgeon could be written off as, at worst, a punchline, or at best, the latest expression of an unbalanced woman's erratic behavior.
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Supermodel Assaulted By Husband's Hired Guards; Chloe Sevigny Wants Hermes
- Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant just got ugly: security guards hired by Brant to protect the family home allegedly assaulted the model and pushed her through a screen door. Police have been called to the house twice. [E!]
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The Costume Institute Has No Clothes
The Met's much-hyped "Model as Muse" exhibit opens with a life-sized mannequin in Dior holding Dovima's place in front of two posterboard elephants. It's fashion as ticky-tacky natural history diorama. And it only gets worse.
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Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner
- Eva Mendes, along with male model Jamie Dornan, are confirmed as the fall faces of Calvin Klein Jeans and Calvin Klein Underwear. Steven Klein shot the campaigns. [WWD]
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Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
- Marc Jacobs and his Brazilian fiancé, Lorenzo Martone, are set to marry next month in Provincetown. Also, Jacobs is taking the artists John Currin and Rachel Feinstein, plus Madonna, to the Met ball. [FWD]
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Kohl's Banking On Lauren Conrad; Liya Thinks Fashion Feeling "Obama Effect"
- Kohl's seems to think a Lauren Conrad fashion line will be a winner. And we had been so joyful when it seemed the Lauren Conrad Collection was taking a permanent vacation! [NY Times]
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Model Sues Google After Random Blogger Calls Her "Old Hag"
- Versace model Liskula Cohen is suing Google after a blogger called her a "skank" and "old hag." Cohen hopes the defamation suit will unmask the mudslinger. [New York Daily News]
