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more about #stagemoms BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password]: Isnt that [the one with the fake toe nails] the same girl from the OTHER pageant show? A couple years ago...? anyone remember? i uber pissed that i mi... more » Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit): Okay, my coworker just said he and his soon-to-be wife were gonna have "sexy babies". I can't even process that turn of phrase. more » Homerjay is utterly alone.: As someone who is involved with The Miss America organization-- this shit is FUCKED UP. Faggy dad's mom is either blind or VERY accepting. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: It would be way too easy to insinuate that Michael Flores learned all his moves from the judge in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Wouldn't it? more » Red-headed bookworm: Ugh, I saw the special I think they based the show on last week and the pageant judge was talking about how people who think this sexualizes little gi... more » Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: The Chippeydales = Beauty Pageant dancing. Proven by above. more » adrastia: Oh Nooooo went to hotel for a meeting - baby/toddler/little girl pageant there too. Never been that close before so i stayed, watched, hung out with t... more » hfree: Anyone else get a young Gabriel Union vibe from "Bear Claw"? She was the one from the Today show clip, yes? more » Ms. Crankypants: Awww, he's Rich's new favourite [fourfour.typepad.com] more » NefariousNewt: I made the mistake of watching this for five minutes and have been rendered permanently stupefied. more » dirtybee: If the first thing that pops to mind when you find out you're having a girl is "you need to have this little girl involved" in pageantry, there is som... more » Sukie in the Graveyard: Never trust the dog with the shifty eyes. dun dun DUUUNNNNNN! more » JinxyMcDeath: My Gaydar just went off the charts. more » Cafezinha: Okay, I have neither spun nor taught colourguard in about 8 years...and I could STILL out-twirl that lady. Is she for real? more » rednrowdy: i've seen those crazy ass long fake fritos toenails on grown women. just the idea of it grosses me out, but then to see it on a woman and then see a w... more » victoriasauce: This sort of thing bugs the shit out of me. I can't watch/support it in any way. My daughter is 5 and I'd never teach her that beauty is the most impo... more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): Awww, that poor little girl in yellow. She deserves a hug and an ice cream cone and some normal clothes. more » amowls: The last girl looks so much like Gabrielle Union. And the creepy judge reminds me of the creepy judge from Drop Dead Gorgeous. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Is it just me, or does anyone else want to steal these girls and buy them some Polly Pockets, paste, plastic sandals and a sandbox? Y'all this is just... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Tarted-up tykes doing hip-gyrations? Little girls with acrylic nails -toe or otherwise? Applying cosmetics and hair extensions to your toddler so she ... more » -
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Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
Toddlers & Tiaras, TLC's series about child beauty pageants premiered last night. We are all over this shit. More »
