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more about #stacykeibler goodnewsbadnews: Mr. Mayer, you have an important part to play in the realization of Reparations! All you have to do is never, ever play another blues song again. Thanks! more » swashbuckling: I once took John Mayer shopping for Massengill. HAW! more » Birthday Girl: Sooooo...I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that current Girlfriend #1, Crystal, is actually the person behind the keyboard on Hugh Hefner's twit... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Nick, are you trying to seduce me? Because you are making me giggle today. more » Thus Spake KATE!: lame diablo, lame. more » tobesthewonderdog: "one my favorite ditties, day biday" more » Grasshopperator: sometimes after a long workout instead of smelling of sweat and bo, I smell like bread. Srsly. I'll stand there, sniffing myself and totally fascina... more » TransFat: But Stacy, what else am I going to do at a red light? Also...what if that text was the code to disarm the bomb in the white house? ONLY I CAN STOP IT... more » marciax3: John Mayer tries too hard. more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Preach, Sarah!!!! And it's definitely not just chick flicks she's talking about... The Apatow films are soooo guilty of this. And even though I love N... more » SUNNY1: "Just step up and give $ to people who really need it. FORGIVEN" Kirstie, do you want an island too? Is that was this is? more » lula_bernie: That seals the deal for me. John Mayer, you are a douche bag. I thought you were annoying before, but damn. Yes, I am black and surprise - wait for... more » SUNNY1: John Mayer, I was just beginning to like you. more » joiful: I love Sarah Silverman, but instead of joking about the dearth of quality women's roles, maybe she could, I don't know, hire some women and write some... more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: You need moisture to get really clean. A bidet adds water/moisture. As do those Cottonelle fanny wipes, so to me, the American Biday is already bein... more » sarahmick.86 summer: Hugh Hefner, I am uncomfortable thinking about you, an 80-something year old man, being in love with a GIRL. more » LilyBonesBurana: What does it mean, in terms of execution of sentiment, when Hefner is "serious" about one of his three girlfriends? She gets to sleep in the big-boy ... more » lonewolfer: lusty trollop: What does that Madden Tweet mean? I am so fucking confused. more » MsAvignon: Hey John Mayer: you know what black people hate? Being referred to as a black ____. Examples: black lawyer, black friend, black neighbor, etc Hey Joh... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Michael Ian Black's tweet bothers me. Because it reminds me that he's married and I have no chance with him. more » -
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Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
Today in Tweetbeat: Kirstie Alley has a cool idea for Tiger Woods' redemption, Sarah Silverman points out one of the most annoying tropes in chick flicks, and one of the Madden brothers learns a lesson about mean people on Twitter. More »
