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more about #sperm more comments → Jeremy: I've...um...Caused sneezing, throat scratchiness and general puffiness. And it wasn't anything she'd experienced before. So yeah, it looks like some... more » kaywinnitlee: I find it curious that the article doesn’t mention that you can have an allergic reaction to his sperm if he has been eating a food that you are all... more » TheGintheCity: I once met a girl who had this! She called the guy PS Nick (PS for "Poison Semen"). She said after she went down on him, she had to get up and make ... more » boobookitteh: I'm claiming the 7 year exclusive patent on the viagra/benadryl combo pill right now. #spermallergy more » BAngieB: See? One more reason to be a lesbian. #spermallergy more » RubyPenelope: What I am curious about in this case is the person allergic to HIS sperm specifically or sperm in general? #spermallergy more » o-line: Trojan can re-brand its spermicidal condoms as featuring allergen reducing lube. #spermallergy more » redqueenmeg: I actually have a sensitivity to my husband. More than once a day and I will actually get sick. And I'm allergic to latex too. Whee. #spermallergy more » PaigeTurner: shoot, sperm was my protein! #spermallergy more » morninggloria: Now getting out of a relationship is just like getting out of P.E. in middle school: doctor's note. #spermallergy more » howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): Well, this is going to make getting knocked up interesting. Benadryl, anyone? #spermallergy more » wtfox?!: I can't wait until I start getting 4 HER LOVE 2NITE MAKE UR SPERM HYPOALLERGENIC emails in my spam folder. #spermallergy more » another_uncreative_name: Another win for condoms! Have sex, never touch sperm. Clean and tidy. #spermallergy more » CurtCole: Quick, someone call the Cockbib guy! #spermallergy more » yet i: Women living in MediaLand everywhere rejoiced! No longer do they have to fake a headache, but they can now fake an allergy! Countdown to this being i... more » -
#ill
"Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
Hives? Swollen eyes? Diarrhea? Breathing difficulties? Could be a sperm allergy. If you just feel irritated and annoyed, you're probably just allergic to the dude. [NY Daily News] -
#leftovers
Former Victim Sues Men Caught With Child Porn • Obama Daughters Not Yet Vaccinated
• A 20-year-old woman is seeking restitution for pornographic videos made of her when she was eight years old. The abuse was committed and filmed by her uncle, and the resulting videos became "Internet child porn classics." • More » -
#polyspermy
Kryptonite Condom In The Works
According to scientists, many men are infertile because they are producing "super sperm" in an evolutionary attempt to get ahead in the arms race that is fertilization. The sperm are so super that multiple swimmers are reaching the egg. [DailyMail] -
#somethingtosneezeat
"Kleenex For Men": When Sleeves And Socks Simply Won't Do
Who knew? Apparently, British dudes have used special "Kleenex for Men" for years! Sociological Images dug up a 1964 ad for the tissues, and a reviewer on dooyoo (jokingly) recommends them for absorbing "snot, sweat, and sperm." Sociological Images, dooyoo] -
#leftovers
"Miss Landmine" Pageant Canceled • Freudian "Lock And Key" Mechanism Discovered In Sperm
• The Cambodian government announced it will not allow a "Miss Landmine" beauty pageant to occur."The landmine beauty contest would make a mockery of Cambodia's land mine victims. The government does not support this contest," said a spokesperson. • More » -
#leftovers
Governator Terminates Domestic Violence Funding • Income Gap Closes For 20-Something Women
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has eliminated all state funding for domestic violence shelters. This has come as a shock for many shelters; while they had expected a budget cut of 20%, they had no idea it would be so drastic. More » -
#fungames
Misogynist Mad Libs: Synthetic Sperm Edition
Over time, we've noticed that wacked-out screeds against the dangers of feminism start to sound kind of similar. Inspired by Hortense's ladymag madlibs, we've created a template so can make your own antifeminist panic piece, anytime you want!
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#theyentahour
Kathie Lee & Hoda Aim To Keep Michael Jackson Talk Under A Minute
This morning, on the Yenta Hour of Today, Kathie Lee and Hoda attempted to limit their MJ discussion to one minute. Kathie Lee, of course, failed. Try to count how many times the gals say "sperm" in 60 seconds! -
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#monkeybars
Slate Writer Concocts Convenient Reason For "Pro-Life" Male Masturbation
Our favorite Slate writer, William Saletan, is a reasonable guy. He just wants to masturbate without the soul-crushing guilt associated with disobeying the will of God. As such, he's got a plan to make choking the chicken right with God. More » -
#aremennecessary
Scientists Make Sperm From Stem Cells, Media Fears "Petri Dish" Babies
Scientists say they've created the first human sperm from stem cells, but, as several news outlets hasten to reassure us, that doesn't mean we'll soon be "producing human life in a dish." More » -
#sterilitysnax
He Can't Haz Cheezburger
A study says guys who subsist on processed meat and full-fat dairy have lower sperm quality than fruit-and-veggie fiends. Does this mean we can now use Lunchables as birth control? [Reuters] -
#privateeyes
The Semen Detection Spy Kit Comes To Amazon.com
Do you suspect your spouse is cheating? Are you paranoid about your teen having sex? These are just a few of the suggested uses for the Semen Detection Spy Kit. More » -
#leftovers
Writer Tries On Marilyn's Wardrobe • Vegetarian Cat Prefers Organic
• A writer for the Times recently tried on Marilyn Monroe's old clothes and found that she was no where near a size 16. Despite her "out-of-this-world" measurements (36-23-35) Marilyn was probably a UK8. • More » -
#badvertising
Ew-Genics
These terrifying German ads feature sperm versions of Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler and Mao Zedong. The message? We're not sure, but it sure as hell doesn't make us want to do it. [AdFreak]
