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more about #spencerpratt more comments → kemperboyd: Why would I watch this? The only over the top drama I care about is my own!!....... more » i'm a bottle: It actually looks like Spencer and Heidi are making it work. It reminds me of that scene in Annie Hall, where Alvie Singer approaches people on the s... more » boxspelunker: ARGLEBLARGH if you don't want kids, don't have them. It is not only unfair to the children, who will know that they aren't wanted, but it's just a wa... more » o-line: Are all of the seasons like 6 episodes long? more » BabyJane: Wait, if Spencer doesn't want kids, then why did he take off that idiotic cowboy hat? That thing looked like a guaranteed abstinence inducer to me. more » BlondeGoddess: Thank you Alexa Chung for asking Audrina what we all desperately neede to know: what does JustinBobby smell like? Sorry guys, vid is not working ... more » sara-without-an-h: That gull is a more compelling screen presence than anyone on the show. more » Tchotchke: Jayde's obnoxious, Valley-Girl whine is so fucking annoying. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Seems unfair that a girl like that would be blessed with the gift of being multi-orgasmic. I'm just all kinds of major jellies over here because for ... more » Zira: My youngest sister went to the same high school as Spencer Pratt and told me he was infamous for the enormous size of his member. The girls nicknamed... more » squeaky yet unclean: I'm confused. she cannot seriously expect anyone to believe that, can she? so why is she saying that? to get people talking? more » DrWorm: "I like to keep it so real" ... yeah it's not like your oh so real life is created by a team of truly uninspired writers. You are as real as my prad... more » sybann: Poor Heidi. She's obviously never had an orgasm if she thinks that's what's happening. Thirty. Sure honey. *pats deluded fame whore on the empty noggin* more » Little_Mi: I sometimes can't watch video clips that are posted on here, due to viewing from the UK. (The old 'content not avaiable in your country' warning pop ... more » amazoncowgirl: Weeeelll. At least I know now there IS something more disturbing than the thought of my parents having sex! more » -
#clips
The Hills Finale: "Oh Look, There's Cake!"
The Hills finale was last night, and it was a searing investigation into the heartbreaking truth about love versus fear, freedom versus security, and the virtue of having a rich and fulfilling inner life. Haha, jk. More » -
#tyrant
Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
Want to lose your appetite before Thanksgiving? Today on Tyra, Heidi Montag claimed that sex with husband Spencer Pratt produces 30 orgasms per session. Tyra asked her how that was possible, and Heidi, motioning with her hands, referenced Spencer's "equipment." More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right! More » -
#dirtbag
Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
- Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. More » -
#feuds
Speidi Continues To Make Media Enemies
Heidi and Spencer appeared on The Insider last night to discuss their ongoing feud with Al Roker, and ended up pissing off the entire Insider panel. When asked if they ever consider taking the high road, the couple replied, "No." More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
- Last week Lindsay Lohan ran when her ex Courtenay Semel confronted her about rehab. At a party this weekend her friends tried again, but Lindsay, "kept moving from room to room... She was clearly hyped-up on more than just booze."
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#dirtbag
Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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#dirtbagafterdark
John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
- John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs on Saturday night. According to an eyewitness, a man approached him and "planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it!"
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#dirtbagafterdark
Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
- Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Hates Her Dad; Tyson Punches A Paparazzo
- Lindsay Lohan is speaking out about her dad. "I hate him so much," she told Gossip Cop. And:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#overthehills
The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
On last night's episode, Speidi continued their fake marital dramz by fighting over if and when they'll have children. Spencer decided to snip the problem in the balls by visiting a urologist for a vasectomy. More » -
#snapjudgment
Reality Show Stars Attempt To Film Actual Reality
[Los Angeles, October 31. Image via WENN.]
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#tweetbeat
Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
Today in Tweet Beat, Tila Tequila is pleasantly surprised that her breasts can help others, Intervention's Ken Seeley tries hitting up Paris Hilton for some new clients, and Kim Zolciak believes she's being sabotaged. More » -
#overthehills
Heidi & Spencer Stage Intervention For Holly Montag
On last night's The Hills, Heidi's sister Holly got drunk at an art opening and then did the robot-dance, embarrassing friends and family alike. Heidi and Spencer stepped in to confront Holly about her "problem." More » -
#tweetbeat
Celebs Tweet About "Balloon Boy"
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Pete Wentz, Alyssa Milano, and Simon Pegg tweet about the "balloon boy," Travis Barker is having his tattoo of Shanna Moakler's name covered up, and Paula Abdul is confused. More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: What's The Deal With Brody's Mom?
On last night's episode, Brody's girlfriend threw him a surprise birthday party, which his mom Linda attended. She's so Amy Poehler in Mean Girls—these kids keep her young! (As do plastic surgery and lollipops.) More » -
#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Airs Ronson Family Dirty Laundry
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay complains about her girlfriend's family, Spencer Pratt Tweets his phone number, and Soulja Boy Tell 'Em is in the studio with Kanye. More »
