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    pesematology: I can't even read this. The stupid, it burns. more »
    BytheSea: I ... is this a straight thing? I have no fucking idea what this article is talking about. more »
    Perhaps Not: Y'know, I really learned something from this article. Specifically, I learned that cats evolve into chickens. Thank you, science! more »
    Island of Misfit Toys: I now have a new background! And appropriately enough, the cheetah is sticking it's tongue out at my Microsoft Office icon. more »
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ: ""new-media mogul and man-about-town Lockhart Steele" I'm sure he learned all his tricks from his elder, and much more suave, cousin Remington. more »
    Diziet_Sma: So many of these comments are full of win - and about 50 million times funnier than what this douche wrote - that it would be a shame to deprive New Y... more »
    Diziet_Sma: Ah, the mating call of the Lesser-Spotted Asshat. more »
    emfish55: I once had this imbecil housemate who tried to coin the phrase SWIC (Single Woman wIth Cat). I know. He put up a wikipedia entry and everything. Ap... more »
    ArtfulSlinger: GRRRRR. This is making me angrrry. No, really when will this idea that woman might actually like sex and can actually meet partners in NYC, even if th... more »
    Scoithniamh: Wait, what? It's considered predatory to watch the 4:00 games? 4:15 pm: I'll eat your face!...But only if you get in the way of the next round. more »
    la.donna.pietra: Hmm. I think someone is a little too nostalgic for after-school cartoons. more »
    Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Holy Christ that is awful writing. I think at this point they're just spinning a wheel for trend pieces and 'relationship' columns. 'Okay people, this... more »
    SUNNY1: God, it took a little while for me to realize this wasn't actually about cheetahs. I thought it was about some new adventure guy like Steve Irwin, but... more »
    Matt Cherette: #THISISADISASTUH more »
    jigglyball: OR MAYBE SHE KNOWS THAT THE LATER GAMES ARE BETTER THAN THE NOON GAMES, YOU SELF-INVOLVED FUCKWIT! ;ASKLDJOF 80GTJFIONJKLNGAOILun =r (explodes) more »
  • #wildkingdom

    Man Vs. Wild (Woman): Intrepid Explorer Exposes Dangerous "Cheetahs"

    Explorers on the dark continent of dating have long known the dangers of the fearsome cougar. But a new menace lurks in the shadows: the cheetah. Luckily, one man has the balls to take this beast on. More »
  • #wethotamericansummers

    Summer Camp: The Best (Or Worst!) Eight Weeks Of Your Life