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more about #speidi pesematology: Nice to know that being six feet tall makes you immune to weight gain? more » pinkcrickets: Well said, Viggo! You just got sexier. more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Oh man. I always wondered what it was Charlton Heston felt like at the end of "Planet of The Apes." After reading that item about Jessica Simpson an... more » ___: I think its hugely ironic that the Democrats are still so focused on Sarah Palin while Obama's approval rating just dropped below 50% for the first ti... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Jessica's friends have the problem? No. I have the problem. Attack me if you want for gettin' all serious about this... but Billy Corgan cannot date J... more » jcb820: Sigh, Viggo. Smart+well-informed+multi-lingual+cheekbones= welcome to my fantasy land. more » Kayleigh R. Carter: You know what? You know what? Fuck these people who are tired of Jessica because she's had too many boyfriends. Oops! I forgot women were supposed to ... more » madeofawesome: No wonder Jess has such a hard time keeping her shiz together. Her friends are bishes. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, Dennis, I don't expect you to do it because I barely remember who you are. more » DinosaurDanceParty: I don't really follow Russell Brand but everything I read that he says kind of annoys me. Like he is thinking maaaannn am I OUTRAGEOUS! My girlfriend'... more » Snacky_Onassis: Call me when Jessica Simpson is dating Adam Green... Until then, yawn. more » hughman: i would never in a million years have pictured Susan Sarandon as the grandmother in Lovely Bones. i was always thinking an Elaine Stritch type. god i... more » midwesternmom: Any UK Jezzies can correct me on this, but didn't Bob Geldof end up with custody of his ex-wife's daughter by Michael Hutchence? Kinda odd to be slam... more » TransFat: Ah hoodrat. Haven't seen that term in awhile. Thanks Dennis for reminding me how creative misogyny can be. more » Tchotchke: I'm listening to Gish in memorial. more » HannahBethD: I'm so conflicted!!! I mean, Billy Corgan's music kept my teenage self from shuffling free of the mortal coil. But then Tila and the weird solo album ... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Jessica, please. I know things are tight with the college admissions because of the economy and whatnot, and it's true you're not eighteen anymore, bu... more » Evie Havok: I thought Nicole Kidman was 5'10''. IMDB lied to me? more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: When he wrote "The Road," Cormac McCarthy was thinking of a Palin presidency when he envisioned the event that ruined the world. So Viggo is probably... more » Hooplehead: Viggo speaks the truth. Much as it scares me. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
- Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."
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#capitalcrimes
Screw The Real Housewives - Washington Can Do Bitchy All By Itself
Last night, late, great Jezebel editor Megan Carpentier and friends described the White-House-crashin' Salahis as "the Speidi of Washington." What does that make scapegoat Desiree Rogers: LC? Or, worse, Audrina - someone raising herself above her natural place and abilities?
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#goodbadugly
G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos
If the fashions at this special screening of G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra at Grauman's Chinese Theatre are any indication of the movie, the flick's all over the place. And involves Heidi and Spencer and a copy of Playboy. More » -
#hills316
The Passion Of The Hills: What's Next For Lauren And Speidi
While Lauren Conrad tries to leverage her Hills fame into a "writing" career, Heidi and Spencer have already found their next costar: God.
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#itheedread
Male Newspaper Columnist Knows When Women Should Marry
According to Mark Regnerus at the WaPo, young women are delaying marriage because they think getting hitched is lame. Little do they know that early marriage is their only ticket out of shriveled, infertile loneliness!
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Young Hollywood Brings Glam, Glitz, WTF To Star Mag Fete
"Young Hollywood" parties always bring out some doozies, and this one - Star Magazine's First Annual Young Hollywood Issue, feted at L.A.'s Apple Lounge - was no exception! Two words: Bai Ling. More » -
#clips
Spencer And Heidi Can't Keep Their Stories Straight
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno last night to discuss their bogus Mexican marriage and shockingly, we wound up feeling bad for Spencer. More » -
#itwasaverybadyear
2008 Jezebel Hall Of Infamy
Vanity Fair's "Hall of Infamy" contains Spitzer, Blago, Joe the Plumber, various failed strategists and corrupt Wall Streeters and David Archuleta's father. All bad, but they forgot a few... -
#dirtbag
The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen
Hilary Duff told Elle she was a virgin back in 2006. The now 21-year-old actress is claiming she never said such a thing.
