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more about #speedtheplow more comments → Scout: Beyonce: just because you look awesome on the Ebony cover does NOT mean you are gonna get the Angela Davis part. Movies are not and should not be lon... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: No matter how much I love beer I don't think I could ever drink it from a toilet. Besides, I'm usually depositing it into, not taking it from, the toi... more » Sister Toldja: HATING Beyonce's Ebon (that is how it is spelled this month) cover. Very over weaves. Very over them. And the pose hints at my fear that she is really... more » marshmallory: "It's all going ahead - but I don't really know what will happen." Well, if famous-people divorces happen like normal-people divorces do, what will ha... more » lilbobbytables: Anyone else really want to see home video of Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes having a swordfight their oscars??? more » lilbobbytables: Oh, Rupert Friend, I did not need more reason to love you. But you gave me one all the same. Heart! Now, back to my regularly scheduled swooning. more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Yes, J. Freedom du Lac. That is exactly how I felt the last time I saw them in concert. more » R_Claw: Want RPattz and Hugh Jackman sandwich! more » greeneyedfem: "I hope it won't change anything in how other directors and actors work with me. I mean, the Oscar's going in the loo, next to Sam's. I'm not taking i... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: "Harvard-educated cardiologist affiliated with Yale." Wow, must suck to be him during college football season. more » rah29: Bono, STFU. Of course people are pissed off--Ireland is broke and here you are buggering off to pay lower taxes elsewhere. Very patriotic, you wanker. more » baraqiel: Keira Knightley: is gorgeous, gets to do costume dramas all the time, and has a boyfriend that is both smokin' and awesome. If I could do a Freaky Fri... more » gangey: "If you get knocked down, setbacks in life, like applying for a job if they don't hire you, keep trying, keep getting up, keep doing it. Don't give up... more » jeepgirl: "Oh shit, Ryan is texting me again. I don't know where he got it in his head we are friends. If I don't respond I'll look like a tool. You can't get a... more » NefariousNewt: OK, Dita, I see what you're trying to do here... but I'm not falling for it. more » -
#dirtbag
Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]
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#clips
Jeremy Piven's Illness: That's Why They Call It "Acting"
Today on Good Morning America, Jeremy Piven earnestly explained why he was too ill to stay with his Broadway show, but Diane Sawyer had a medical fact to contradict almost everything he said. More » -
#somethingfishy
Was Jeremy Piven Fired, Not Poisoned?
Though Jeremy Piven claims he had to leave Speed the Plow because he was suffering from mercury poisoning, sources at the Broadway show say he was actually fired for diva-like behavior. -
#dirtbag
Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
- Luke Wilson is back in Austin, Texas for the holidays, and he's spending them at the Yellow Rose gentlemen's club. Ol' Luke was "getting lap dances and rocking out" to heavy metal. [Page Six]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
- Emily Blunt and John Krasinski: totally sitting in a tree, kissing and whatevs. Perez suggests "Bluntinski" as their celeb couple nickname, but we feel we can do better! How about Krunt? Or EmJo? [Perez]
