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more about #spears more comments → Tippi Hedren: It's like Zoolander was loosely based on the life of Kendra Spears. #heidiklum more » Tippi Hedren: Even if Steve Madden is not selling many shoes, of COURSE they're not bankrupt. Their extremely cheaply made shoes are way more expensive than they ar... more » PaigeTurner: i would buy anything these two are illegally selling. #heidiklum more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: LOL @ being dressed by the Adam Lippes intern, Jenna. Since you explicitly did *not* linger on what exactly they put you in, we're officially dying t... more » Fatwetdog: It is true that there was a lot of retouching going on before it could be done digitally. There's a great photo in a Hurrell book that shows what he d... more » IndignationCoordinator: Well, Mr. Mondino, don't you worry, because I'm pretty sure that the French are going to pay just as much attention to these "retouched" labels as the... more » J.D.Regent: uh, Kendra? Neither is investigatory. #ragtrade more » lilbobbytables: Rumor has it that John Galliano is designing and decorating this year's Christmas tree for London's Claridge's hotel. The only response I have is a ... more » The HZA.: I'm so embarrassed I used to be in love with ARod. In my defense, he was a Mariner then. #alexrodriguez more » bibomaco: 2 centaur pictures? In the words of Liz Lemon: "S that D, Shut it down" #alexrodriguez more » shadesofmediocrity: As a reporter, stuff like the Sienna Miller item really ticks me off. Because a lot of people confuse paparazzi with legitimate media - more than I ev... more » Michelle13: Dear Alice Cooper and Michael Buble, You both cannot be Benjamin Button. You must fight for the title Celebrity Deathmatch style, refereed by Brad Pi... more » NewsBunny: I would expect nothing different from a Skankee player. Big Papi wouldn't do that. Red Sox Foreva! #alexrodriguez more » indeedso: "weird sizes" and shapes? like, doll-sized? centaur-shaped? What's the deal, Billy-o? I thought she's always a woman to you. #alexrodriguez more » meritxell: an erotic life: Arod having 2 pictures of himself as a centaur somehow does not surprise me in the least. Sounds like he's channeling Charlie "I think I was a centaur... more » -
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Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
- Heidi Klum is not Superwoman, okay? She's not walking in the Victoria's Secret runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to host it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [E!]
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A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
- According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]
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Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
- A London man found the album from Amy Winehouse's wedding to Blake Fielder-Civil in a dumpster with some photos torn out and Amy's beehive colored in.
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#dirtbagafterdark
MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
- According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.
- According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.
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Famous Friends React To Michael Jackson's Death
- Michael Jackson's autopsy will be performed today. [TMZ]
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Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:
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