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more about #spankbank more comments → mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: If he wants to keep it classy I propose that he puts a monocle on it. #levijohnston more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: I can't believe he has the balls to do this. I'm sure it will be a prickly situation! #levijohnston more » sequined: My method for making the kind of mature, rational decisions I won't regret in the future is definitely to give them the least possible prior thought a... more » Meglantine: Levi, making that kind of decision on the fly could be dangerous. Are you too young to remember There's Something About Mary? #levijohnston more » wooden_shoes: I some how missed that this is an actual reality. And now I wish I could still be in that fantasy land. #levijohnston more » Diziet_Sma: "I'm going to decide that on the fly...I don't want to do something I'll regret." /headdesk #levijohnston more » zoethebitch: "I don't want to do something I'll regret." That snowmobile is already around the bend. #levijohnston more » alouette: I hope for all of our sake, his "on the fly" decision is to keep his fly closed. Oh, that was bad. It's early. Gotta start that coffee. #levijohnston more » Kivrin: "I don't want to do something I'll regret." What, like knocking up your high school girlfriend? You're right, Levi—that would totally suck. #levijoh... more » Our Lady of the Massacre: Seeing as teenage parents are not the best arbiters of regret, I'd say the chances of Johnston's johnson are pretty dang good. #levijohnston more » HarpMadness: And the best way to make sure you don't do something you'll regret is to make the decision "on the fly". #levijohnston more » -
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Levi Johnston promises that he will "keep it classy" in his upcoming photo spread in Playgirl, which means we might not see his johnson. "I'm going to decide that on the fly...I don't want to do something I'll regret." [NYDailyNews]
